30 Unseen Images Of Ronaldo That Georgina Doesn’t Want You To See Copy

By Lou 1 year ago

Getting it on with Kim K back in the day

Source: DailymotionWait? Is that Kim Kardashian? Yup. Before she was half of the, ultimately doomed, Kardashian-Wests, Kim was caught cosying up to our boy in Madrid. Imagine if that had gone the distance! Move even further over Posh and Becks... Georgina is most likely hoping that Kim's shock romance with Pete Davidson keeps her occupied...

Paris spills the beans

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Back to Ronaldo's previous conquests, here he is receiving the full Paris treatment in California back in 2009. She allegedly pursued the footballer, "bumping into him" in several nightclubs after her split with Doug Reinhardt, only to stone cold dump him calling him too much of a "sissy." Ouch.

Ronaldo lays in a compromising position with ex Nereida

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Ronaldo dated the stunning Spanish model Nereida Gallardo back in 2008 and by the looks of this picture (and the awkward position he's laid in), it's pretty clear that they had tonnes of fun... Unfortunately the pair broke up shortly after but thankfully, the split ended amicably and Nereida has spoken highly of her superstar ex ever since claiming he:  “was a courteous guy – warm and loving. He was always a gentleman with me”.

Ronaldo flirts with Instagram babe Cassandre Davis in Miami

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Back in 2016, Ronnie made a connection with Instagram star Cassandre in a Miami nightclub. A few days after meeting, the pair looked cosy as they got extra close in the hotel pool... Despite a bit of flirting, the could-be couple never really saw each other again.

Ronaldo relaxes on holiday... sort of!

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Ok, so we know for a fact that Georgina would NOT want anyone seeing this photo... we doubt she'd even want to see this one herself! Sat in an awkward position (to say the least), Ronaldo seems to be stretching out his legs but the camera catches an uncomfortable looking angle. Thankfully, the head of a pal seems to be covering his modesty!

He gets his mate in a headlock!

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We all know that Ronaldo isn't a violent man (although he is highly emotional), but this pic looks like things got a little heated in the moment! Whether this is a serious picture or not, we don't think that Georgina, who HATES aggression, would be too happy about this one... no one seems to be smiling around here!

Ronaldo and Cassandre Cuddle Up

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Despite the fact these two only met TWO days before this encounter, they look like they've known each other forever! Cosying up on a sun lounger, we are pretty sure these two had more than just a kiss in a nightclub. Sadly, the romance didn't last long and the pair's relationship fizzled out...

Ronaldo pictured with Kathryne Mayorga - his accuser

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Ronaldo is pictured here with his rape accuser Kathryne Mayorga in Las Vegas in 2009. Mayorga claims that the footballer raped her in his hotel suite. At the time, a settlement was agreed and Ronaldo reportedly paid Ms Mayorga £287,000 to stop her pursuing criminal charges ­­and gagged her from going public. The judge recently dismissed a follow up case.

He likes to PARTY!

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With a man so dedicated to his sport, it's rare we see Ronaldo letting his hair down and having a proper laugh. Here he's seen dancing on what looks like a yacht and enjoying some down time during the off season. We are pretty sure Georgina wouldn't be a fan of those bright yellow shorts though...

On Holiday With A Mystery Woman...

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Whilst we can't see who the woman is, it's pretty clear than Ronnie is looking at her lovingly. By the way he's gazing into her eyes and grinning, we can probably guess that it's his ex girlfriend Irina Shayk - the stunning Russian actress and model who he dated for many years.

He Holds His Girlfriend's Back

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Flashback to a young looking Ronnie from 2008, pictured with his girlfriend at the time. The star doesn't look too happy about the paparazzi as he glares into the camera - they are clearly getting in the way of some relaxation time with his girlfriend!

A Sneaky Peak...

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Uh oh! We think that a questionable photographer has managed to capture a shot that shows a little bit TOO much of Ronaldo. The superstar seems to be sitting next to the pool stretching - even when he's on holiday, he still likes to keep his body supple!

A little close for comfort...

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As comical as this image is, we are pretty sure the compromising position of the two friends was anything but intentional. With his bottom sticking out towards his friend's shorts, we think this is a case of unfortunate timing - and one that Georgina DEFINITELY doesn't want to look at.

Put them CR7's away

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Sticking with that same, abysmal Euros match - if Georgina was hoping Cristiano would keep his personal CR7 collection for her eyes only, she was sadly mistaken. Perhaps it's just a bit of free advertising. Can you get a yellow for flashing your pants as well as your chest these days? Might be worth considering, ref.

That err winning smile

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Everyone loves a good before and after pic right? Oh the wonders of an overinflated paycheque and a good dentist can achieve! We can perhaps forgive the teeth (he can hardly help that) but that sad little attempt at ... was that supposed to be a goatee? Perhaps not so much...

Aw to be young and (until recently) in love

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It's a difficult thing, being dumped by a gorgeous older lady at the same time as being a bit rubbish at the thing you're supposed to be best at... all top sportsmen and women take those days and make themselves stronger, better, more determined. Or, in this case, have a massive cry in front of a packed stadium.

"Oh a text!" *click flash click flash*

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Can't a guy just get is abs out by the pool without some gorgeous woman trying to take photos of them under the guise of texting? It must be so hard being you Cristiano. Maybe stick to a private pool or Georgina might start to get slightly irked by the constant flashing of smiles and cameras.

When the fans get freaky

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It must be a constant strain, that continual attention from the ladies, especially when they turn up to training. Ronaldo failed to keep his mind on the job in this pic, having a quick break to do some casual flirting with some opportunistic fans. Let's hope Georgina has him on a shorter leash these days...

Whose legs are those??

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Nope, that's not Georgia, it's Portuguese presenter and model, Merche Romero. Despite the age gap of a decade (there's a lot to be learned from an older woman ey Cristiano?) the pair were snapped in many an amorous position over the several months they were together. It may not have worked out, but it's always harder to move on when you're the dumpee right Ronaldo?! Good for you girl.

Bad hair decision #837262

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Adored by his millions of fans he may be, but isn’t it good to know that even the most followed instagrammer in the world can sometimes end up looking either like he’s stuck his head into a stir fry, or has some bizarre hair worm infestation? Not the best look. Best not return to that stylist we reckon...

That truly horrendous statue

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We've got to start with this shocker. Who wouldn’t love to be so adored that an airport in your home country wants to immortalise your likeness in bronze? Well, actually, if the outcome is this, we’ll pass thanks. Starting to question his famous good looks Georgina? Fuming. 

Thank goodness you can delete tweets. Oh. Too late.

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Well this one is just unfortunate. Whilst hosting a CR7 boys underwear competition in 2013, Ronald tweeted this... which, let's face it... he could have worded better. It's since been deleted, of course, but he might consider getting a new PR guy. Cringe.

Ronaldo and Fernandez get a bit too friendly

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We all know footballers have a tight bond with their teammates and emotions run high after the ball hits the back of that net (not as often as the MU fans would have liked this season...) But put your tongue away, Ronaldo. Fernandez does not want that in his ear. Well, maybe he does... who are we to judge?

Him before you...

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It wasn't all quick flings with top level socialites back in the day though was it Cristiano? Here he is with bombshell, Russian supermodel Irina Shayk during their 5 year relationship (which began in 2010.) There's no denying it, they would have had extraordinarily attractive children. Shame.

We might even prefer the hair tattoos...

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A far cry from anything close to dapper, love him or hate him, you've got to admit, Ronaldo has at least upped his game in the style department. Arguably a success here only if he was attempting to emulate MJ's locks.. potently after they caught fire.

Stop. Please.

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If fans were left questioning CR7's moves after his Shopee routine, here's one from the days of Bebo to really let the horror if it all sink in! Georgina, your man can't dance. You need to fix that, girl, before the kids start to twig his dad dancing is even worse than most...

Scrappin'

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Alternatively, scrapping with other players can be equally as embarrassing. Hailed as the perfect gentleman by many of his old flames, it's a shame Ronaldo doesn't always keep a lid on his darker emotions on the pitch. Never a pretty sight when your team mates have to hold you back.

Who do you love more: Georgina or yourself?

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It's bad enough we have endless snaps of Ronaldo smooching his unsuspecting teammates and countess lady friends, but this one surely takes the award for cringiest CR7 moment of all time. Yes, those shin pads have his face on them, and yes, he's giving them a quick snog before being subbed on. We all know a bit of self love is important, but there are limits, ok?

Getting amorous on holiday with Nereida

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Not to be forgotten in his (not so little) black book, is Spanish model Nereida Gallardo. The shorts were short that summer, and alas, so was the relationship - but that didn't stop her allegedly keeping hold of a whopper of a diamond ring weeks after they had "broken up"...

Latest career move on the ropes?

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No one likes to see their man's career on rocky times and it's not been the most firework-filled comeback to MU for Ronaldo. Rumours abound that, with his contract set to expire next summer, that he'll opt out of his old club, which he has frequently accused of "underachieving." This is not the picture of a returning hero that many were praying for!

Yeah, I smirk when I suck at my job too...

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Now, everyone loves a winning smile. You know, the kind that makes you go all weak at the knees. A heads up though Cristiano - it may not be the best move for you, career wise, to be caught having a giggle as you conceded your third goal against Brighton. Brighton!

Maybe just he realised it wasn't worth the time and effort growing the thing...

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There's perhaps a reason the topknot has gradually disappeared from popularity. Far too much effort to grow/ maintain, they also provide the opposing defence something to grab mid tussle. While true it does look good on some, it doesn't always pay to be a fashion victim.

Crying. Again.

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Whether it's an injury, a broken heart, shear frustration, or simply put on to win a penalty, Ronaldo does seem to be a bit of a cry baby on the pitch. Not the macho figure of a real man Georgina is after we're sure. Pull yourself together Cristiano!

When your moves on the dance floor are a far cry from those on the pitch

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If you think that having contracts with some of the most illustrious football teams in the world would mean you didn't have to sell your soul to make money, think again. Ronaldo has been spotted doing some truly awful ads, including this one for Shopee which left fans asking: with moves like that, how has he actually scored a goal in his life?

Fountains of despair

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Well even if the bust is, well, a complete bust, maybe Ronaldo has a new plan for his next artistic representation? A fountain in Rossio Square perhaps? A word of advice though - maybe get a different artist on the job this time eh? Georgina wouldn't want you looking like a complete lunatic a second time...

A bit too much passion on the pitch

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Sorry for the grainy image, but there's no denying that kiss! Ronaldo got a bit carried away in their 2020 match against Parma and Paulo Dybala looks quite taken aback by this unsolicited smooch. We're pretty sure Georgina would like you to save your lips for her Cristiano (and Paulo seems to agree...)

Did you try and do it yourself?

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Ronaldo is a huge fan of the hair tattoo. This one though, he probably should have given a miss. Many questioned whether he was attempting to impersonate Zorro, a botched Vanilla Ice, or possibly the razor just slipped. Either way, not really up to his Mrs' high standards.

Best pic ever

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If the photographer who snapped this one got a cut for every meme it would inspire, they could probably retire now and buy themselves an island or two. Maybe Paris was right, maybe Ronaldo just is a bit of a wimp. To be fair, he was probably just terrified by his own performance in the Euros that year. So were we...

Pitch invader gives Ronaldo a massive scare

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Celebs love making the headlines, but maybe less so when that headline states you had to be "saved" from a 5-foot-not-much pitch invader who gave you a massive fright by grabbing your shirt. Bit awkward. Points to the stewards who swooped to defend the poor little professional footballer.

It's all just too much sometimes

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It's all too much ey. Don't worry Ronaldo, we're sure she'll still love you, even if, at times, you can prove yourself to be every bit the prat your critics would have us believe. Even with these gloriously awkward moments though, we're also sure it will not silence those ever-cheering lads and gals in red: Viva Ronaldo.

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