The Weirdest Things People Have Married
By Molly
1 year ago
1. Train Station
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Carol Santa Fe married her long-term love... the Santa Fe train station! Yep, you heard right! - she claims to have been in love with 'Daidra' at the train station since she was 11 and has been in a romantic relationship with the building since 2011. Carol has identified herself as 'Objectum Sexual' which is someone who is sexually attracted to an inanimate object.2. Life Size Doll
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Bodybuilder Yuri Tolochko first met 'Margo' at a nightclub where he saved the doll from 'Unwanted attention'. After an 18-month relationship Yuri stunned his friends and family...and the rest of the world by marrying the beautiful full-sized doll in a lavish ceremony!3. Smart Phone
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Vegas has seen its share of whacky things...but this might take the spotlight! Aaron Chervenak married his smartphone in a typical Las Vegas wedding. His reasoning for the marriage is that in a sense he's always been in a long-term relationship with his phone - well least he can upgrade in a few months!4. Tree
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Kate Cunningham a woman from the UK married a tree for a great reason! The UK government was set to cut down a county park to build a bypass and Kate took drastic measures to change their minds. The activist even changed her name to Kate Rose Elder after the species of her new partner!5. Dying Cat
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Just when you think it can't get any more bizarre...it does! A man from Germany decided to marry his cat after vets declared the animal might not live much longer when it fell ill. Although illegal in Germany, Mr Mitzscherlich paid an actress to hold the ceremony and fulfil his dreams - Yikes!6. Berlin Wall
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Yet another woman with a fetish for inanimate objects is Ellia-Riitta, who has been married to the Berlin Wall since 1979! At nine years old she fell madly in love with the concrete structure and started to save up for visits. She even took the surname Berliner-Mauer which is German for Berlin Wall.7. Snake
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Do you ever look at a snake and think marriage material? Maybe not… but a Hindu woman named Bimbala Das claims to have fallen in love with a snake and wished to marry it following Hindu marriage rituals. Many people attended the wedding believing it would bring good luck but in traditional snake-like behaviour, the groom didn't turn up!8. Pirate Ghost
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An Irish woman named Amanda Teague, made headlines when she married a 300-year-old pirate ghost in 2016! After the death of her son, Amanda began to explore spirituality until she made a connection with 'Jack'. Surprisingly things didn't end well for the couple as she later revealed they had divorced via the help of an exorcism, turns out he became an "energy vampire" – okay I’m officially lost!9. Chandelier
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Amanda Liberty from England fell in love and married a Chandelier that was 57 years older than her! Affectionately called 'Lumiere', Amanda claims that she felt an "amazing energy" coming from the Chandelier when she spotted the item on eBay for sale...10. Video Game Character
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Let's all be honest at some point we've all had a crush on a fictional character…but this man from Japan took his crush to next level when he married a virtual character from a video game. Nene is a fictional character from a Nintendo DS game "Love Plus" and the two were married in front of a live and virtual audience!11. Eiffel Tower
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Another lady with an attraction to objects is Erika La Tour Eiffel who is married to (yes, you guessed it!) the Eiffel Tower! Although, admitting to having been in love with a bow and having a physical relationship with a piece of fencing before she now claims the Eiffel is her one true love and she is committed - well Paris is the city of love after all!12. Themself
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Heartbreak is always painful…but one man had enough and married himself! Diogo Rabelo, a doctor from Brazil had a heated argument with his partner which saw an end to their engagement. But instead of being down in the dumps, Diogo decided to marry himself in front of friends and family – and we can’t blame him!13. Pillow
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Yep, you heard right....a pillow! A Korean man became so besotted with his pillow that he later decided that they should get married. The pillow in question features a picture of a woman on it and had a special dress designed for its special day - I'm sure it felt very lucky!14. Rock
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Artists are known for their quirky behaviours but Tracey Emin rocked the world when she revealed that she had married a rock! The artist married an ancient rock in a private ceremony on a hill facing the sea where the stone remains with Tracey citing how it will "always be there, waiting for me" - how romantic!15. Dolphin
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It was love at first sight when this British-born tourist saw Cindy the Dolphin! The two married in Israel, and the bride got down on one knee to kiss her aquatic husband. Unfortunately, Sharon Tendler was left in mourning when the 40-year-old dolphin passed away in 2021 and vowed never to marry again citing "I am a one dolphin woman."16. Bridge
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Ever found a bridge sensual? Well, that's precisely how Australian-born Jodi Rose felt when she laid her eyes on this 14th Century French Bridge! Jodi married the Le Pont du Diable Bridge in 2013, after travelling the world and seeing many other bridges she knew that her heart belonged to only one.17. Ferris Wheel
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After a 30-year relationship (full of ups and downs), Linda Ducharme decided to marry a Ferris Wheel named 'Bruce'! When asked why she would want to marry a carnival ride she reportedly replied that she had experienced an 'incredibly sensual and exhilarating' experience when she had taken a ride on the Ferris wheel.18. Inflatable Pool Toy
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One American man named Mark is addicted to his pool toys! He currently owes 15 different types whom he enjoys having dinner with and they all even share one bed... However, Mark has specified that his favourite is a yellow dragon named Lila whom he wishes to marry because he loves her so much - isn't that the sweetest thing?19. Goat
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Even I have to admit this next one is a little twisted! Sudan laws dictate that if a man is caught sleeping with a woman out of wedlock he must marry her to honour the family. So, when Charles Tombe was caught in 2006 physically assaulting a goat, (yes, you can guess what happens next!!) he was forced to marry the goat and even ended up paying a dowry to the goat's owner!20. Barbie Doll
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Now this one is an odd tale! Chang Hsi-hsum, a Taiwanese man claimed he had to marry a Barbie doll to appease the spirit of his dead wife - yeah you read that right! Apparently, according to the 49-year-old man the Barbie doll in question contains the spirit of his wife who had passed 20 years earlier and the two were married in an elaborate ceremony in a local Buddhist temple.21. Truck
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After Maria Griffen was left feeling 'unsatisfied' and 'unaroused' by the men she had dated her next logical choice was her truck! All her frustrations disappeared when Maria realised she was in love with her truck and that it 'turned her on' and after years of denying herself her guilty pleasure she decided to marry it!22. Cardboard Cut-Out
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Look we've all been obsessed with Robert Patterson at some point...but this might be taking it a bit far! Lauren Adkins took her obsession to new levels when she married a cardboard cut-out of twilight in a £2000 vegas wedding and the two even went on to honeymoon in LA.23. Warehouse
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An activist by the name Babylonia Aivaz tried to save an old Seattle warehouse from demolition by marrying it. According to Aivaz she fell in love with and was trying her best to save the 107-year-old building from its fate. Sadly the old facility was demolished before the wedding could commence. Luckily, the young lady did eventually enter into a lesbian union with the rubble ...24. Robot
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Where do you turn when a relationship with a human being is too difficult? the next obvious choice...a robot! In a bizarre love story, Zheng Jiajia an engineer from China has married a sex robot he built all by himself. Although his 'wife' can't walk by herself yet she is programmed to use basic words so the two can communicate!25. Dog
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Elizabeth Hoad an American woman shocked viewers when she married her dog live on 'This Morning' a UK morning show. After suffering from broken hearts and a whopping 221 failed dates; including 4 broken engagements, Elizabeth finally had enough and found comfort in her dog 'Logan' - Yikes!26. Steam Engine Train
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One repairman found love in a steam locomotive! Joachim A claims that he loves his steam train as if it were a real-life person and even feels lust when looking at it. This was just one of the many reasons why he married it...However, he admits that his work with technical objects has caused infidelity in his marriage... namely with cars or radiators!27. Duvet
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This woman took the saying 'loving your bed' to the extreme when she married her duvet - I don't think I love my bed that much! Pascale Sellick, from the UK, is so in love with her duvet that she wanted to be one with it forever stating her relationship with the duvet is the "most intimate and reliable relationship" that she has ever had...28. Roller Coaster
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An 80ft roller coaster called '1001 Nachts' is the husband of Amy Wolfe Weber from Pennsylvania. The church organist claims to have fallen in love with the ride at the age of 13 when she found an instant attraction, both 'sexually' and 'mentally', to the rollercoaster...Amy even keeps spare nuts and bolts from the ride in her pocket at all times so they can always be together.29. Car
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In 2012, Nathaniel shared his unique relationship with his car 'Chase'. Reportedly in love with the car, Nathaniel expressed how the two telepathically communicate and that they've had sexual relations...in various positions! Although they aren't married yet, we can see wedding bells just around the corner for this 'couple'30. Stereo
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According to 'Emma' a British woman; who wishes to stay anonymous, has fallen in love with the hi-fi system that she has affectionally dubbed 'Jake'. Emma describes herself as a bit of a loner who has found comfort in 'Jake' as he is "solid, reliable and beautiful" and that the two have intimate relations at least twice a day - lucky for some!31. A Computer
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We all probably say we're in love with our computers or devices from time to time because technology is awesome - but we don't actually mean we want to marry them. Unless you're this guy, who is in a long-term relationship with an iBook while admitting he's sexually attracted to computers and laptops.32. Cardboard Cut Out Of Himself
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To be fair, the idea of marrying yourself and being committed to yourself is understandable - but this man wasn't too clear about why he wanted to marry a cardboard cutout photo of himself specifically. We get why a celeb cardboard cutout would be appealing, but this...33. A Volkswagen Beetle
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Cars are amongst the most common for object sexual desire, because they're designed to look sleek and attractive and many people can be devoted to their cars. This man not only has sex with over 1,000 different cars (he says) but he's also in a serious relationship with one in particular: a Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla.34. A RealDoll
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A man named Davecat is actually very famous for his relationships and living situation with RealDolls, live size dolls made to mimic humans realistically based on weight and shape. He's claimed to have married many RealDolls, but he's also poly when it comes to them, because he lives with one he calls his girlfriend, too.35. Sonic The Hedgehog
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When you were a kid, you probably had weird crushes on animated characters. Maybe Sonic was even one of them. Falling in love with video characters isn't too strange, but it gets weirder when the character is a blue hedgehog. One woman has said she's married to Sonic, and has fantasies about him.36. My Little Pony
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As adults, we can definitely appreciate and enjoy kids programs, and My Little Pony got a following of adult fans for its story and humor. But some of those fans take it to the next level. One member of the fan community claimed to be in a relationship with Twilight Sparkle and wanted to marry her.37. A Clay Pot
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This one sort of makes sense. Maybe. Decide for yourself, but... An Indian woman was due to marry a man (a human man) but he was delayed at work. She'd already paid for all the food and lavish ceremony, so was convinced to marry a clay pot instead, which had a photo of her husband-to-be propped on the top!38. Herself!
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So the doctor from Brazil we spoke about wasn't the only person to marry themselves! Chen Wei Yih from Taiwan was being pressured by her friends and family to get married. But that's a little hard to do when you don't have a partner. So instead she got married to herself!39. A Gondola Ride
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We've had a rollercoaster, but there are so many great rides to choose from at fairgrounds and theme parks! For Amy Weber, it was a particular gondola ride in the US that caught her fancy - and she travels there 10 times a year to ride it. She initially kept her attraction a secret.40. A Tetris Video Game
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A maths student has decided to marry her Tetris video game, and it's not even her first relationship with an object. She's also been in a relationship with a calculator, and has felt attraction to a GPS. She intends to marry the Tetris game after she's graduated from university.41. A Woman Married Her Cat
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This one was actually because of strict rental requirements where her landlord didn't accept pets - she thought that if she was legally married to her cat it would technically be a spouse and not a pet... She adopted the cat, named India, in 2017 and cared for it since.42. Attracted To A Fence
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This is the woman who is now officially married to the Eiffel Tower - but that doesn't stop her from being attracted to other structures. She liked this fence because she's said that that geometric shapes of fences are particularly appealing to her... maybe the red also sparked passion!43. Married To A Crocodile
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Have you ever seen a crocodile in a wedding dress? Now you have. But it's jaws are taped shut, so we don't know how it said its vows. This is the Mexican mayor of a small town, where he held the ceremony between him and his crocodile bride. The newlyweds even kissed - or rather, he kissed the croc's snout.44. A Rice Cooker
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We all love our handy kitchen equipment that makes cooking easier, but this man from Indonesia fell completely in love with his rice cooker. For the ceremony, he dressed in white, while he placed a white bride's veil on the rice cooker itself - or herself... we think.45. A Holographic Pop Star
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A 35 year old man living in Tokyo made it official with a pop star - but not a real pop star: a holographic one, named Hatsune Miku. He's explained that he loves everything about the concept of the pop star, but he made it official with the version he has in his house.46. The Statue Of Liberty
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To say this relationship is long distance between this UK woman and Lady Liberty herself is more than accurate. Her crush started in 2007 when she first saw a photo of the Statue of Liberty, and now she's visited it many times. Although they're not officially married (yet), the woman - Amy - changed her last name to 'Liberty'.47. A 3-Foot Adonis Statue
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This woman has gone for a more travel-sized statue, in her 3-foot statue of the Greek god Adonis, which she bought for just under £400 (she lives in the UK). Rather than call him by his original name, she's called the statue 'Hans' - but they're not actually married, because she's explained that she couldn't stay faithful if they did.48. The Twin Towers
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This one obviously has to be understood with a little sensitivity. This woman's obsession - and falling in love - came before the tragedy of 9/11 in New York. At the time, the woman - who originally comes from Berlin - said she'd been attracted to the towers since she was 8 years old.49. Metal Processing System
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A woman named Dora fell in love with a metal processing system at work, that she's identified as female and which has an enticing 'hum' to it. With the system being in her workplace, she has to keep a model of the system at home with her to be more 'intimate'.50. What Is Objectophilia?
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If you're not familiar with this condition, and you think the objects on this list are extremely wacky, then it's important to know that objectophilia is a very real thing, where people develop not only sexual attraction to objects, but also deep emotional and romantic connections - leading to marriage!What To Read Next
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