Revenge Stories That Will Leave You Feeling Ice Cold

Revenge Stories That Will Leave You Feeling Ice Cold

1. Snowed in.

2. Keep Out.

3. Everything glitters.

4. Enough room for us both.

5. Selfish drivers.

"One day I was trying to find a parking space at my Uni. The lot was always crowded but my campus didn’t have a lot of options, so I just had to hope for the best. While searching for a spot, I saw a Corvette taking up 4 spots near the front of the lot. Selfish to say the least. After about 10 minutes of waiting and looking for a spot, one opened up towards the back of the lot finally."

"Furious at the nerve of the Corvette driver being so inconsiderate and selfish, I then wrote a note saying, “Sorry I hit your car, you probably won’t even notice the damage,” and left it on their windshield. When I got out of class and went back to my car, I saw a very stereotypical college-aged Corvette owner stressing out, searching their all over their vehicle while yelling into their phone."

"I don’t know who they were talking to, but whoever it was, I felt sorry for them."

6. Priorities.

I am 5’4″ male who looks less muscly than I am. I was in the line at the airport for priority boarding and it had just started to move when the woman behind me said “Excuse me, this is for priority boarding. You need to wait with everyone else.” I ignored her and presented my boarding pass with my active duty ID. My only revenge was when the attendant said “thank you for your service.”

I turned around to the obnoxious woman behind me, smile and said “thanks!”.

7. Have your cake & eat it too.

My ex college roommate didn’t know how to cook or do dishes and didn’t go food shopping much. Basically must have had everything done for them growing up. This led to him eating my food, especially my leftovers I used to leave in the fridge. I told him to stop as it was expensive as well as annoying. He didn’t stop & if anything ate my food more and more just to be spiteful.

So to get him back, I baked a chocolate cake with habanero peppers and mixed the frosting with wasabi. I left it out & waited for him to eat it. About two days later, he & his friends were drinking while I was at work and decided to root through my stash of food.

Somehow, they ate about a third of it before realizing it. When he asked me why I made such a terrible cake. I told him I found a chocolate habanero recipe online that I wanted to try. He stopped eating my cooking after that.

8. Copy Cat.

As a high schooler, there was a boy who constantly teased me and basically bullied me. We were sitting right next to each other during a final exam, and he dares to tell me, "Put your test close to the edge so I can copy your answers."

He thought I would let him copy, so he thought he was going to ace the final. Little did he know I was well aware that I could fail the final and still get a decent grade, and that's exactly what I did.

9. Sublet nightmare.

Here's a story for you that'll put you off subletting your place to anyone. Especially a friend! In the past, I sublet my apartment to a friend who had given me three days' notice she was moving out early and no longer paying rent.

She tried to get me to sell her disassembled bed for a week before finally coming by to pick it up. My response was to remove all the screws from her bed. Screw her for screwing me over.

10. Coin master.

Despite the fact that the debt was not even two days old, she started pestering me, implying I might forget to pay it. I spent the time before class going around the city to different corner stores and asking cashiers for change until I got her €8.42 in small coins.

I handed her several fistfuls of coins when I arrived at class that evening, and told her, "Here's your money. Enjoy!". I can't stand pettiness. But if someones going to treat me like an idiot, they'll get the same treatment back.

11. Pee perfume.

My college roommate drank my expensive cologne all the time, using the whole bottle in under two months and never listening to my advice. I poured out almost one-third of the bottle of cologne, which had a screw-on cap you just dab on and proceeded to fill it back up by peeing into it.

He did douse himself in pee for the rest of the semester. And before you ask yourself, did he really deserve it. How would you feel if someone you didn't even really like used all of your cologne? Expensive stuff!

12. Log In.

At the mental health clinic where I worked, I found out they employed a lot of practitioners who would not see people in the LGBTQ community. I needed the job at the time, but this really bothered me.

We were always told not to log in to the insurance company website unless it was absolutely necessary. So I happily wasted every spare minute logging in and out to waste their money.

13. Beeping button.

One day, I came across a magnetic button that beeped loudly once every 30 seconds. The teacher I used to work with was horrific — horrible to the kids, racist, sexist, etc. He hated a lot of noise, so one day, I came across a magnetic button that beeped loudly once every 30 seconds.

Basically, it sounded frequently enough to be heard, but not often enough for me to figure out where it was coming from. I put it in the back of his desk drawer and watched him go crazy for weeks.

14. Disneyland Gate.

One spring break, I was in central California during spring break, and some friends wanted to meet up at Disneyland. So I got up at 4 a.m., drove four hours, bought lots of tickets, only to have them disregard my calls and texts. After that day, I joined the cast of a TV series that my friends were obsessed with, and we hung out for hours.

When I told them a few years later that I had visited the set, they were shocked. "Oh, remember that spring break trip where you all ditched me at Disneyland? Yeah, I went later that day. I would have invited you, but you didn't seem like you wanted to hang out with me. Oh, well." The crushed looks on their faces were delicious.

15. Childish behaviour.

"I felt so unbelievably clever after doing this. I was 15 at the time.

So one day I log in on Facebook and apparently I have 80 mutual friends with an account someone had created that was my last name, but had turned my first name into a mean, sexual reference. It was obviously meant to make fun of me. After going through all the friends that this person had friended, I noticed 2 that I didn't know at all. I clicked on their names and looked at the mutual friends that we had, and I had 1 with both of them. Let's call him Joe. He went to my school, but we kinda didn't get along.

So now it was pretty obvious that Joe had made this fake account of me. I went to his profile and looked up his email. I then went to yahoo, clicked forgot password, and entered his email. It then asked me for his birthday and address. I found these on his profile as well. Then it asked me his security question which was "what is my father's middle name?". I shit you not, I googled popular American middle names, and I went down the list. Number 3 was right. It now allowed me to set a new password. I now logged onto his email and saw he had emails from game sites. I clicked one of them, and it said "Congratulations on making an account! Your username is joerocks and your password is joerocks (I made up the username and password). I then went back to Facebook, looked up the email under which my fake account was created, and logged into it using the same password from the email. I then deactivated the account. I now took it a step further and logged onto Joe's Facebook account.

I totally fucked it up. I started talking to all the hot chicks at our school and flirted with them all, with no shame. I changed all his info, his profile pictures, and his status. Everything. I made him sound like a really horny, messed up, desperate kid. I also changed the password to his Facebook so he couldn't get back on. I then went back into his email, where he had emails from his teachers. I sent them all extremely snarky e-mails. Content, I logged off and went on with my life. I tried going back on them 3 days later, but his Facebook account was deactivated, and he had recovered his email. I think he learned his lesson. He didn't bother me anymore after that :D We never talked about it.

In retrospect, it was a very immature way to handle the situation. Oh well."

16. Nightmare neighborhood.

17. PUNCH.

"In fourth grade, I was really into paper plane making. I even bought this book of all the world record-holding paper planes and would read it every day. I had just moved to America and wore very tacky clothing so I was made fun of a lot. So one day I copied the design of the paper plane that had the record for the longest time in the air (13.2 seconds or something) and threw it around the playground. It was in the air for 14 seconds! As I rushed to pick it up though, this asshole 5th grader came out and stepped on it. Now I was a tiny brown Indian kid and he was a big hockey-playing 5th grader but the anger took over me. I punched him in the face, he bled and I ran away thinking I was in trouble. He never mentioned it to anyone though and was always nice to me throughout middle school and high school.

TL;DR Punched in respect"

18. Lost property.

"I was living with a friend of mine and a girl I didn't know too well. We became friends and started hanging out a bunch. I ended up getting into a car accident on the freeway and had to move home. It took me a few days to get back to pack and when I did most of my stuff was missing. I was furious and upset about it. The girl told me my friend had a few people over and that maybe they had taken the stuff. Well, I went to grab some boxes and pack some more while she was gone and went into her room to snoop and sure enough, this girl had taken over half my closet and hid it in her room, including my CD's, old antique perfume bottles my grandma had given me...down to socks and bras. WTF?

So anyway I was livid, packed all my stuff and took all my stuff out of her room that she was trying to steal.... then went back with some black garbage bags and took all of her clothes she had hanging up and anything else I could find. Took it all to BFE and lit it on fire.

She called me frantic and said she was missing all her stuff and I told her the people that took my stuff must have taken hers too. Once she knew she'd been caught she threatened me and told me she was going to call the cops. I told her to go ahead. ( They wouldn't have found anything anyway)"

19. Lousy lice.

20. The ex-wife.

"My ex-wife kidnapped my Daughter and went to Germany to live with her parents.

After $50,000, 5 lawyers (in 2 countries), the State Department, Center for Missing and Exploited Children, and lots of anxiety, I got my Daughter back and had a lethal court case against my ex.

I chose to drop the charges because I didn't want my daughter to have a Mom that was in jail. (The County decided to drop the kidnapping charges if she agreed to return to the USA).

I could have had anything I wanted from that court case, but all I asked for was a 50/50 influence on custody, education, health, and life decisions. That's all I was asking for originally before my ex flipped and left in the first place.

Now my ex is married and has become super-religious. I have taught my daughter to be accepting of others' beliefs, but to question EVERYTHING. She thinks her Mom is nuts.

My Daughter is awesome."

21. Revenge is a dish best served by a bouncer.

"I was a bouncer (still am, different bar) at a club in college. We went through an epidemic of girls getting roofied because they would A. Leave a drink somewhere, B. Take drinks from strangers, C. Leave it with the 'friend zoned party dude' who took things a little personally.

To me, none of those reasons matter. That's jacked up and very very seriously angered me.

Well, I found him. It took some detective work (aka bouncer not wearing a security shirt so as not to be noticed) and found that b***ard using a powder in a girl's drink while she was gone. We also just happened to have this quaint little back alley through a back door. I spent about 15 minutes befriending this man, (or douchebag if you prefer) and told him if he really wanted to party I had some blow in my car outback. I let him lead the way out.

And promptly face slammed his head into a wall and knocked him out in the alley. Made sure his 'pill bottle' was easy to find, and left him there (cops patrol the alley fairly regularly. I went back inside, made sure that the drink had been dumped (called it in on the radio before I started talking to douche), put on my actual security clothes, and went back to work.

Revenge not for me, but for all the girls that should know better, but don't."

22. Japanese revenge.

"This happened to me when 3 months after I graduated from high school. So, there were these two girls that always bullied me since junior high. They would spread fake stories around, made me quit from being one of the school's club leaders, and basically just being The Plastics spreading hate so people won't hang out with me. But I never do anything about them because of many reasons.

Anyway, these two girls love everything related to Japan and both of them have always been dreaming of moving to Japan so they could eat thousands of Pocky and married to their dream Japanese man. But these two are too lazy to do something with their dreams. On the other hand, I too was fascinated with Japan as a whole country and had been dreaming of studying there so I worked my butt off so maybe I could get the chance to win a scholarship.

And I did. Right in front of one of the girls. I was visiting my classmate's house with her and other friends to do something, and then while we got bored and decided to order something to eat, my dad called to tell me that the Japanese government have been trying to call me but apparently they can't contact my number, so I have to call them back. And after I called, I found out that I won the 3 years scholarship program to Japan.

The look on her face was unforgettable. I could taste the sweetness of revenge I almost got diabetes."

23. The milkshake doesn't bring all the boys to the yard.

24. Car park revenge.

I started my engine and waited for the dick to pass before going joining the queue. He then got so close that he rammed into the bumper of the car he was sticking close to. That felt real good. I smirked to myself and reversed to exit the other way. Karma's a bitch."

25. The affair.

26. Glue revenge.

27. Never annoy your store cashier.

"I work in a grocery store as a cashier in a small community. I deal with the regular bull***t you'd expect from the job, but this one regular customer was particularly rude towards me and another employee.

She generally buys lots of fresh produce, most of which needs to be weighed on the scale. For each item, I push down on the scale just enough to add a few cents to each item. So far I've probably cost her an extra $10 over a few months. Yup, that's all I've got."

28. APRIL FOOLS.

"I caught my husband cheating on me, so in the course of a week, I found a place to live, hired movers, and planned for all of the utilities (gas, water, electricity, cable/internet) to be transferred to the new house, it was convenient that they were all in my name. I made all the arrangements to occur on Friday, I scheduled for the movers to come after he left for work and they packed up the furniture (I did leave his clothing and absolute personal things) and moved it to my new place. So, he came home from work around six pm to an empty house with no utilities. I don't imagine he went to stay at his new girlfriend's house since she was a college student living with her mom and dad. Also, it just happened to be April First."

"Every April Fools Day I giggle just a little for the biggest fool I'll ever know."

29. Best of Friends.

30. Exes.

"I had a douche bag neighbor with a massive great dane that always brought the bugger to poo in my lawn every day. I confronted him about him and he said that it wasnt his dog. The poos were short of passing for a tree log, and unless all the smaller dogs in my neighborhoods had an extraordinary capability of releasing turds larger than themselves, he was lying. He said if I had seen him and his dog on my lawn. I hadn't. He smiled and walked away."

"So one day, after I had expended all my patience, I took my revenge. My friend and I went out at night turd collecting with a pair of gloves. We took every piece of poo we could find and put it in a bag. After we had collected as much as possible, we went to this man's house and put them all in his car. He had a very nice car. The next day I got a knock on my house. It was the guy blaming me for the prank. I asked him if he had seen me do it. He said he hadn't. I smiled and closed the door."

"I went into my room and watched from my window as he cleaned the poo off his car. Cleaned the neighborhood of poo. Got revenge. He never let his dog shit in my lawn again."

31. Creative revenge.

32. Bully!

"Subtle, and not really by any of my own direct actions but hey."

"This girl in high school crushed my self-confidence. She was skinny and not super pretty, but confident enough that attracting people's attention wasn't difficult. She put me down regularly because I was a little chubbier and had pretty bad acne. She was my "best friend" but I think really she wanted someone around to make her look better."

"Six years later, post-high school, she calls me from rehab to tell me that her therapist told her that she should tell me she was always secretly jealous of me because while she was begging for the attention of anyone who'd look at her, I was off making lasting friendships. I win."

33. Eyebrow missing.

34. Bully boy.

35. Apartment nightmares.

36. School revenge.

"At my school, we had a douchebag who liked to stand next to his locker talking to one of his friends, and when someone got too close to it he'd slam it open into their face. As there were no cameras near this hallway, it was always dismissed as an accident."

"Anyways, one day he felt the need to open it into my best friend's face. Gave him a bloody nose and almost broke it. Now, as I'm sure you all would be, I was pissed off. So the day my friend got back, the douche felt the need to approach him to "apologize" about hitting my friend. Luckily, my locker was located between my friend and the other kid. When I saw I could do it, I casually unlocked my locker, waited for him to get close to it, and slammed it into him."

"Broke his nose and dented the locker. Revenge is sweet."

37. The Ex-Wife.

38. PSYCHOTIC LAWN WORSHIPPER.

39. Revenge in the workplace.

40. Revenge on a bully.

41. Revenge at school.

"Hey, flying textbooks. Fun story: I went to a ghetto high school. In Spanish class, a fresh out of college Spanish teacher took to picking on my friend. Made subtle racist jokes, made him seem stupid, etc."

"We had a grand commons staircase in the middle of the school. Towards the end of the school year, my friend got tired of her being a bitch and lobbed a textbook at her. It hit her in the face and she fell down the entire staircase. He got sent to an alternative school and I think was charged with assault or something. She never came back to school."

42. Savings.

"My friend and I made a $2.00 bet on the exact phrasing of a movie quote. He was irritated that I was right, so he gave me the $2.00 in pennies. About a year later I snuck into his house and left the pennies EVERYWHERE."

"In shoes, CD cases, spice jars, inside toilet paper rolls. Between plates, he only uses a few times a year, etc. It will take forever to find them all. This kind of "revenge" is my favorite because it's silly, fun, and doesn't actually cause harm."

43. Stupid man.

"This wannabe euro trash restaurant owner (who wore white plastic-rimmed glasses and paisley) client would be really demanding about getting design projects from me (within hours of asking for them) but would wait three weeks to pay me. after so many polite emails asking for him to pay him...I called the city on him because I knew he had done some building adjustments to his restaurants without a building permit."

"The city shut him down for 2-3 days. it was anonymous. he didn't know it was me...Needless to say, if you're planning on hassling a person, don't tell them about the illegal things you've done."

44. Facebook.

"I screen capped photos from my wife's lovers Facebook and sent them to the school administration because he was a teacher and posting pics of your student's test then making fun of them is not cool at all. He was fired at the end of the year."

"Edit: After his dismissal, I divorced her and got her removed from her position at daycare because it was a church-based facility with morality clauses for employment. All it took was a conversation with the pastor and she was phased out at the first available opportunity."

45. Car crash.

"A woman rear-ended me pretty badly. Told me not to call the cops because she was on the way to an A.A. meeting and she would lose her license. She called her boyfriend, who was a lawyer and He told me to let her go, told me to come to his office and he would pay cash for all repairs if I brought in an estimate. Did as requested, the lawyer laughed at me and said there was no proof and I wouldn’t get a cent. I was completely broke and knew I could not afford the repairs and furthermore, the car was not legally drivable as it was. Late on another night, I went to the A.A. meeting via bicycle (she had said where it was in passing and I checked the schedule). I confronted her on her way out. She confessed her license was suspended and she had been driving without a license that day. Since it was summer I had days free from class and rode my bicycle to the lawyer’s office for a few days to learn his schedule from across the street."

"Slowly a plan for revenge took shape in my mind. When I knew his beautiful car would be unattended for a while I filled his gas tank with sand and sugar-LOADS OF IT! At the time I lived in a bad neighborhood and there were always abandoned cars around. I had taken the rear plate off on one with an expired tag and put that on his car. Next, I slashed all four tires with a small slit so the air would slowly be gone by the time he was leaving. Now I was only able to see the first part of my plan from my perch. He came out from his office, saw the car sitting low to the ground, and started screaming like a banshee. And this is how I imagined the rest: He pays to get the car towed, they replace/patch the tires he drives off, the engine fails eventually because of the sand, etc. Tows it again, pays for repairs, (or new /rebuilt engine?) drives off, and is pulled over for expired plates. Since he arrogantly never took my information and never even looked at the repair estimate he didn’t know the name of his saboteur. I actually didn’t tell anyone about this when it was going on (my girlfriend would not have approved) and very few since, but about a year later I drove by the office and saw it was no longer his. I feel like the woman probably would have done the right thing but she was just mixed up with a jerk. Hopefully, the events I started made it clear to her. Sweet Secret Revenge."

46. Retail nightmare.

"First job in retail, and I was really close with the rest of the team. Some newcomers were hired for the summer, which gave us some healthy competition (we were on commission). One girl kept stealing everyone else's sales and when she was confronted she gave absolute no f***s, and continued taking everyone's sales."

"Our schedule was always done on paper, and it is everyone's job to read their schedules properly for the following week. In the case you can't physically come into the store to write your schedule, you had to call and speak to a manager to read out your schedule over the phone. Anyways, she ends up calling and didn't ask for a manager to give her her schedule. I gave her all the wrong shifts, which was followed by termination due to job abandonment (missing work 3 shifts in a row)."

47. Revenge at it's finest.

"I worked in an office once, and the boss was a real idiot. If you used any of your sick days, he would hold that against you at your yearly review... but if he was sick at all, or even just felt like it, he would stay home or go golfing."

"Well, there was a terrible flu going around. I was sick, a coworker was sick and throwing up in his trash bin, but none of us were allowed to leave. So when my boss went home super early (again), I went into his office and coughed and sneezed all over his mouse and keyboard. He got really sick a day later."

48. Broken bones.

49. Neighborly revenge.

"I'm biking my dog around my neighborhood. Some guy almost runs me over with his SUV while laughing and turning onto his driveway. I have to jump off my bike to avoid him. I get really p***ed off and start punching and kicking his car like a meth addict and a wall. He gets scared and stays inside his car."

"I walk to the back and pull out my pocket knife and put a huge gash along with his back door with a huge grin on my face just to freak him out more. I go back to my bike with my dog waiting patiently because he's never seen me that mad and we bike home together towards the sunset."

50. Perfect.