Craziest Pictures From Russian Dating Sites

Oops, it spilled

Image Source/ Run of the WebThere's nothing sexier than pouring the Russian equivalent of a can of Monster down your chest in a tight Y.3 vest right? This Russian bachelorette is hoping to find the love of her life and uses this photo to get there. Now sure how much success she had from it!

Guns'N'Roses

Image Source/ Run of the WebYou know the band, Guns'N'Roses, well this is the real deal. This bald guy is looking for a lover turned enemy, fancy it? Well, it's nice to see someone's versatility before swiping on them I guess! I can only imagine how many ladies swiped right to this bad boy.

Something seems fishy...

Image Source/ Run of the WebI'm struggling to see what the flex is here. Is it the sheer size of the fish this woman single-handedly caught, or the fact that she's managed to bed a handsome fish and they're looking for a third? Whichever it is, this woman definitely gets my swipe right.

Mr Incredible at your service

Image Source/ Run of the WebRumours have it that Mr Incredible was actually based off this guy. No, seriously. I can't tell what's more appealing in this photo, his handsome muscles, the strain in his face, the 80s hair or his complete knack for home designing. There's just a lot to take in.

Caught slippin'

Image Source/ Run of the WebThis poor woman! She asked her best friend to take some photos of her without her jacket and managed to slip right when her friend pressed the shutter. Luckily for her, she realised she actually looked sexy in this photo so it was a must-have for her Tinder dating profile.

The Real Russian Macklemore

Image Source/ Run of the WebMacklemore is actually Russian and this is him after living life on the outskirts of Moscow. It seems that his thrifted chinchilla coat has actually doubled in size, or he's lost weight. Whichever it is, he's out looking for love. What do you think ladies?

Watermelon Sugar High

Image Source/ Run of the WebWhat's an instant red flag for you on a dating profile? Eating watermelon like this, littering, or both? It's impossible to tell what this woman was thinking when she took this photo, but it's clear there might've been an element of alcohol involved.

The Russian bachelor's life

Image Source/ Run of the WebNow this has to be the high life. This Russian icon has set the precedent with his dating profile: he has to lead this lifestyle or else. He needs someone to run his bath, fetch his beer and buy his book. What do you think? Are you up to the challenge?

You spin me right round baby

Image Source/ Run of the WebShe was really scraping the bottom of the barrel with this one. Rumours have it that she was looking to be a bit more creative and inventive with her profile, and had just happened to watch Stuart Little. So that's how this iconic photo came to be.

A man that can multitask

Image Source/ Run of the WebLadies, get you a man that can do both! While vacuuming with one hand, this Russian stud can chase off all the other potential men with his other hand. Now that's what I call multitasking. He really is breaking the barriers of what it means to be a "man".

Doggy-gaurd

Image Source/ Worldwide InterwebNobody touches this dog... nobody. And if you do, you'll meet the wrath of this guy. Have you ever felt like you needed a ninja bodyguard in your boyfriend? Well, you're just in luck. This guy is all of those things and is readily available for service!

A fierce eco-warrior

Image Source/ Worldwide InterwebIs this a dating profile photo or an advert about pollution? Whichever it is, it works. This woman knew what she was doing; dressed all in black to set the tone, lies seductively on a bed of litter (juxtaposition) to highlight the detrimental impact of pollution in Russia.

What's new Gran?

Image Source/ Run of the WebYou're at your Grans, you're bored, your wearing your best underwear, what better opportunity to update your online dating profile? Also, Gran has THE best mirror that will capture the whole of your body perfectly! It's a shame about Gran sat in the back, but at least she's reading you the headlines.

The Siberian Goat Herder

Image Source/ Run of the WebOne of the main things you want to know about someone when you're swiping them is their occupation. There are some pretty weird jobs out there and you wanna make sure who you're swiping. Well... this guy took it very seriously and included a photo of himself herding sheep in Siberia. Love it.

A creative take

Image Source/ Worldwide InterwebIf the first thing you're asking about someone you're swiping is whether or not they can fit in your boot, I think you're on the wrong site. This seductive Russian thought it be best to get creative with her photos, so set up her tripod and off she went!

Axes'n'Roses

Image Source/ Worldwide InterwebI think we just found the PERFECT match for our original Guns'n'Roses guy. This Russian doll got herself all glammed up to take photos with a white rose and her axe. Well, what can we say! If you thought the Russian boys were unhinged, just take a look at the girls.

Keeping the tags on

Image Source/ Worldwide InterwebWhat do you reckon this guy is trying to show off? His absolutely iconic fashion sense, or his equally absolutely iconic car. Whichever it is, he's doing a great job. Better to take the tags off your clothes before you take pictures with them, unless you plan on returning them of course.

A very jarring photo

Image Source/ Worldwide InterwebOkay I have no words for this one. My mouth's ajar. Do you think he was of sane mind when he asked someone to take this photo of him? What was the intention? Regardless, his friend is not a true friend as anyone could tell this wasn't a good idea!

Wine, bath, relax

Image Source/ Worldwide InterwebIf you want a relaxing time, then go for this guy. As you can see, he looks very chillaxed in his bath at home and even stretched out to a nice glass of red wine. Well, nearly fully relaxed. This poor guy must have sensitive hands so had to slip on gloves for his bath time!

Waitress or girlfriend?

Image Source/ Worldwide InterwebWhat're you looking for while online dating? A girlfriend or waitress? Because this girl can do both, and can look stylish while doing it too. Ignore the fact that it was taken way back in 2008, I bet she's still got these skills and tricks up her sleeve!

The Russian fashionista

Image Source/ Worldwide InterwebThis right here is the peak of Russian fashion. Sporting a coordinated black and white look, this fella must really get all of the ladies with this photo. In all fairness, I've seen much worse Russian dating profile pictures, so we have to give it to this man!

Leopard print couture

Image Source/ Worldwide InterwebDo you like someone that can coordinate their outfit with their bedding? Well, if so, you'll be in luck. This leopard-print obsessed Russian woman absolutely loves matching her blanket, and has even bought you a bouquet of flowers before your first date. How sweet!

In need of a casting agent

Image Source/ Worldwide InterwebIt seems like this guy was auditioning for the part of Ryan Evans in 'High School Musical' but loved the photo so much he had to include it on his dating profile. Either that or he is the best backup dancer Alexandra Burke has ever seen! What an absolute icon.

Learning to spread her wings

Image Source/ Worldwide InterwebThis girl is ready to spread her wings and flee the nest, you might say. And she's brining her chicken along with her! In all seriousness, this can't be good for this little chicken right? Who thinks of taking photos like these for their dating profile?!

Always check your surroundings

Image Source/ Worldwide InterwebLet this be a lesson to you all... no matter how cool you look with your huge sunglasses, edgy necklace and Aperol spritz, always check your background! Looks like this toilet could've done with that brush before taking this photo. Instant swipe left!

Have you ever seen a cool graphic designer?

Image Source/ Worldwide InterwebWhen you're online and swiping for a boyfriend, are you looking for a graphic designer? A Pokémon fan? A fashion idol? Well, this guy has all three. It's clear that he put a lot of effort into creating this photo and I really hope it paid off for him!

Santa strikes again

Image Source/ Worldwide InterwebWhat's better than one Santa pic? Two! This guy gives the original sultry Santa a run for his money. It seems he was half way through his shave when he realised he looks cool as hell and needed to throw on his Santa's hat a moment's notice. Well, fingers cross it did well!

All That Money Down The Toilet

Image Source / Worldwide InterwebIf you buy this person bouquet, at least you have fair warning that she's gonna shove your gesture down the toilet. Or maybe she was just looking for a good source of water to keep the flowers healthy (and she might not have had a vase, in her defence).

These Boots Were Made For Walking (And Dating)

Image Source / Worldwide InterwebIf the bright fluorescent pink boots don't catch your attention, maybe the school uniform will. There's nothing like looking for a serious relationship only to find someone who hasn't even sat their exams. But hey, if good fashion sense isn't your thing, at least she has a microwave for those romantic meals.

Will You Answer The Siren's Call?

Image Source / Worldwide InterwebYou wouldn't be at fault for being unable to resist this one. Many sailors have been drawn to their deaths for such beauty. What makes it better is that mermaid blankets are actually a legitimate thing you can buy, but this person still went to the extra effor to make their own from a bed sheet.

What A Mood

Image Source / Worldwide InterwebNo matter how you feel about this photo, you gotta give the woman absolute credit for that homemade udder harness. Is this a Halloween costume gone wrong (or maybe right) or is this a serious mating call? Does it work for cows? We'll never know.

I'm Into BDSM (Bondage, Discipline, Sausages and Masochism)

Image Source / Worldwide InterwebI mean, if you're trying to be seductive, one way to a person's heart is most definitely going to be food, so at least this brings together a few different ideas. What's unclear is whether these are prop sausages or the real deal - either way they're uncooked, so maybe it'd be better to rethink and use something you can actually snack on, like candy bracelets.

This Guy Has Every Romantic Gesture Covered In One

Image Source / Worldwide InterwebHe may have peaked too early with this one - where do you even go from here? There's no beating romantic candles, a box of chocolates, a rose and a serious 'date me' expression. Who could resist this? He obviously Googled 'romantic gestures' and put it all together.

You'd Be Bananas Not To Date Me

Image Source / Worldwide InterwebThis could be modern art, couldn't it? Maybe it's a shout out that he's happy to date both vegetarians and meat eaters, if the banana and sausage are anything to go by. He's eaten the banana but seems hesitant to have the sausage, so maybe he's trying to tell you he's a vegetarian through the medium of 'wtf'.

Breakfast In Bed

Image Source / Worldwide Interweb"Fancy the morning newspaper brought right to bed for you, with a healthy breakfast snack alongside? That's what you'll get when you date me." It's more worrying that this is the second time a banana has been brought up in a dating profile photo.

All I Want For Christmas Is You

Image Source / Worldwide InterwebWhy waste time writing to Santa this year and asking him to find you Christmas romance when this guy has already delivered? Either he has a seasonal job as a mall Santa or he's ready to meet you under the mistletoe.

Riding The Waves Of Love

Image Source / Worldwide InterwebIt actually wouldn't surprise me if this was an actual guitar boat with no photoshop involved. Based on the other pictures on this list, this one is probably the least surprising. This guy is serious about bringing those romantic love songs straight to you - no matter how far he needs to sail.

The Mad Hatter's Tea Party

Image Source / Worldwide InterwebLooking for: someone who likes tea and likes strange facial expressions even more. Saying that, we're only assuming it's tea... it could be anything. Vodka, if that expression is anything to go by. But at the very least, she looks like fun.

I Need A Hero

Image Source / Worldwide InterwebNever fear - Batman is here! Or, at the very least, man-with-bat. When looking for love, you need to be sure you have someone who will defend your honour, so this guy is on the right track. I wouldn't wanna mess with him - him or his tiny yellow bat.

It's Halloween All Year Round

Image Source / Worldwide InterwebSave time on your sexy cat look for Halloween this year by just keeping your face that way all year round. And most men complain they don't know what girl's faces look like without makeup - well how about keeping the mystery alive by dating a cat with a bottle instead.

2 For The Price Of 1

Image Source / Worldwide InterwebIs there anything worse than a dating profile pic that has more than one person in it? You never know who it is that the dating profile belongs to. With this one, it might be just an extra reason to swipe a 'NO'... they clearly use the same lipstick, anyway, if that floats your boat.

How About A Candlelit Bath?

Image Source / Worldwide InterwebThere's nothing like a romantic bubble bath with your partner, so this gal is clearly setting that precedent. She has the candles ready, and questionable arm-stain to boot, too. If there's ever a place for a romantic dating profile photo, it's the toilet seat.

Love Appears When You Least Expect It

Image Source / Worldwide InterwebAnd, in this case, because the person is perfectly camouflaged against a carpet and may jump out at you and make you scream. If you're looking for love, you're looking in all the wrong places... you evidently need to start at the carpet stores.

Sweep Away The Cobwebs

Image Source / Worldwide InterwebA lot of us could admit that we've been off the dating scene long enough to have developed our own cobwebs. Well this guy brings his own to the party. And when you have a cobweb witch's hat, putting on a t-shirt is always optional.

It Was Love At First Strike

Image Source / Worldwide InterwebThese wedding vows just write themselves, don't they? And you know what they say... lightning never strikes twice, so maybe he's the one for you. If this isn't photoshop, that's actually seriously impressive - though he may have done himself no favours if everyone's looking at the lightning rather than his underpants.

Signed, Sealed, Delivered

Image Source / Worldwide InterwebMost people would love for their soulmate to be delivered directly to their door - well this guy has done half the job by packaging himself up, ready to go. Hopefully you're a fan of blindingly bright coral orange, too. The best part is the cat wondering what the heck is going on.

Date Me Or The Fish Gets It

Image Source / Worldwide InterwebThere's nothing like being emotionally blackmailed into dating someone while he's keeping a fish hostage. Either that or he's very little patience for traditional fishing methods and he wants the prize quicker. Or maybe he's just trying to tell you that he likes both fishing and guns.