30 Things That Could Only Happen At Walmart

1. A Walmart wedding breakfast

Image source/ newselyI mean there's definitely better locations than striding up and down the aisles of Walmart after you've just been wed to the love of your life... Clearly the supermarket shop could not wait and this bride has set out not on her honeymoon but straight to Walmart itself.

2. A sincere apology

Image source/ newslinqWhat better was to apologise that to write it down? In spilled food? Well...there are probably a few ways that may be better. And, perhaps the time would have been better spent actually clearing it up rather than writing out 'sorry'. But, the thought is there...

3. Some serious ramen lovers

Image source/ PinterestThere's people who love ramen...and then there's these guys. Who, have a full tracksuit dedicated to ramen with a picture of it it, chicken, spring onions, the lot. Which, we think might be taking it a little bit too far even if it is delicious. Only in Walmart...

4. A cat replaced the cheese and onion crisps

Image source/ PinterestYou reach in to grab a bag of cheese crisps and you find this cute little fluffy white cat lay inside instead. Now this sounds like a much better deal. But, how and why a cat has come to find itself sleeping in a crisp box stacked up in Walmart is beyond us...

5. An awkward encounter

Image source/ obsevThis is a perfectly timed photo. Do we think the two of them have figured out or noticed this yet. Maybe he did it on purpose? The security man is walking around tending to his business while this guy next to him is walking with an insecurity shirt that perfectly counters it.

6. Using a young child to reach the top shelf

Image source/ PinterestThere's definitely safer ways to grab yourself an item from the top shelf than to send the young child up to grab it. Perhaps asking a member of staff to safely remove it for you? Ever heard of step ladders? This wasn't such a good idea and definitely a health and safety hazard.

7. Someone forgot their pants

Image source/ poplyftThere's only two possible explanations for this...and that is A, that she purposefully went to Walmart without pants on (entirely possible considering the rest of the unusual outfit choice), or B, she forgot. We hope it was the latter but either way is bad enough.

8. The trolley/ changing table

Image source/ acidcowWhen you gotta go, you gotta go. And nobody can ever time a baby. In fact at times it seems like they have a plan against parents to time it in the most awkward of places. But, we do think maybe the back seat of the car would have been better rather than a trolley about to carry somebody else's food.

9. Carrying a lizard via her hair

Image source/ mommyishIs this lady aware that there is a fairly large lizard lay at the back of her head like some kind of strange hair accessory? Or, is she carrying it? Whatever is happening here it's a strange sight to behold. However, it seems as though this is just one of many at Walmart...

10. A forgotten child

Image source/ brightsideNow this is really not the ideal thing to do as a mother...leave the child you brought to Walmart in Walmart and taking the groceries home instead. Thankfully, this kid was old enough to have a phone and text. Who knows when she would have realised...

11. Taking the baby crocodile for Walmart walkies

Image source/ mightyscoopsAnother day at Walmart...another reptile. And it's being taken for a walk. If we saw this in the supermarket we would not have believed it real. For this man, it's just a casual day running errands at the supermarket - alongside his baby croc who he has decided to walk/drag around on a lead...

12. Dragging a child around on a mobility scooter

Image source/ pinterestYes, you saw that correctly. This child is lay down being pulled along by the mobility scooter. This is not exactly a conventional way of getting about the supermarket - but he looks very relaxed about it. Perhaps he does this every time he goes to Walmart?

13. A parrot being taken to Walmart

Image source/ blogspotWho knew that Walmart was apparently such a good place to take all sorts of weird and wonderful pets? This guy obviously thought that his trip to Walmart was worth taking the family pet...who is a parrot. We wonder what the parrot made of this, not to mention the other customers.

14. A Walmart proposal

Image source/ theviralerThis couple decided that the best way to fall back in love and reconnect was with a Walmart engagement. You'd think after all this time he may have come up with a better plan. But hey, it worked and she said yes and now the pair certainly look happy about it...

15. An 'I eat dog food' confession

Image source/ klykerI eat dog food. There's not really much to say to this other than, we hope that this statement is not true. And, if it is it is definitely something to keep to yourself rather than broadcast to the world - or rather Walmart. It is definitely not something to be proud of...

16. Hands where they shouldn't be

Image source/ awesomeinventionsCome on guys...Walmart is not the place. Save the putting your hand down your partner's pants for a more private setting and certainly not Walmart. It's not what we want to see and it certainly isn't what the other customers thought they'd see on their stroll around the clothing aisle.

17. A very honest marketing strategy

Image source/ poplyftThis is certainly a very unusual marketing technique. Usually it is considered better to sell the item to the customer - rather than to actively put them off. We can't see people being attracted to buying a sweater that they are told looks ugly, even if it is only 5 dollars.

18. Taking a trolley nap

Image source/ theviralerWe get it. Nobody likes the supermarket shop - even inside the exciting walls of Walmart. This kid had had enough and decided that the best way to pass the time while their parents stroll around comparing deals is to take a nap. It does look really uncomfortable though.

19. Walking around with a brolly inside

Image source/ blogspotNot only is this considered very bad luck, it is also very strange. Why an umbrella is necessary whilst walking around inside in Walmart we do not know. This lady is keeping it close to her head too as though she really believes it is helping her to stay dry.

20. A LOT of hair

Image source/ klykerNow that really is a LOT of hair...this lady has an impressive amount of hair. In fact, so much so that it looks almost as though a lion has devoured her. It has to be some kind of wig because nobody can have a great huge mane like that naturally...surely?

21. Another impressive head of hair

Image source/ PinterestWe've got a blonde Elvis in the Walmart building everybody - uh-huh-huh. This man has a slightly unusual but very impressive slicked back do and we can only imagine the amount of hair gel and spray that it took to keep this quiff and 'pompadour' in place.

22. A gross admission

Image source/ eBaumsworldEverybody's experienced walking around a shop and unfortunately walking through a patch of air that they immediately smell and wish they didn't. We've found the culprit right here. It's definitely better to avoid his tail wind and swerve to a different aisle...

23. A pug taking a sleep

Image source/ theviralerTaking your dog to Walmart seems unnecessary in the first place, but particularly if you have to carry it in your arms like a baby the entire way around. It's cute we've got to admit - but in future it would surely be better for the dog and for him to leave it at home.

24. Hitching a lift

Image source/ creepixWalmart isn't that huge...there's definitely no need to hitch a lift on the back of somebody else's mobility scooter. It also looks extremely difficult to hold on and not so comfortable for the man in the front. She looks like an expert - she's definitely done this before.

25. Luigi queuing up

Image source/ mommyishIt makes it even better that this man has totally unwittingly gone to Walmart dressed as Luigi. He's completely unaware waiting patiently with his groceries in his trolley for the checkout whilst everybody else is wondering where Mario has gone.

26. The opposite of a bargain

Image source/ PinterestRollback - the sign everyone wants to see during their perusal of the shelves for the next bargain. Except...this rollback is anything but. In fact the 'sale' price has more than doubled from the original offer. We think we'll avoid the sales in that case...

27. 'Introducing free diabetes'

Image source/ kiwireportIf there's ever a sign you don't expect to see at the shop, or absolutely anywhere, it's this...'introducing free diabetes'. How this technical error has occurred we do not know but the person in charge must have had a telling off when someone finally realised.

28. Strange fashion choices

Image source/ worldtravelling.comThis person has either come in disguise, in fancy dress, as an outrageous fashion statement or....well who really knows what they were thinking here. The clothes have been all made from rubbish, including a bin bag, a toilet paper packet and a paper bag.

29. Taking a ride on the trolley

Image source/ awesomeinventionsIngenious. This kid (like others before him on this list) had absolutely had enough of traipsing around the halls of Walmart. And, that fairly useless little shelf on the bottom of your trolley - who knew it doubled up as a bed? How comfy this is is another matter entirely.

30. Freebies

Image source/ theviralerIn a lot of places, if something is advertised as one price, even if it is a mistake the retailer has to honour it otherwise it is considered false advertisement. There must have been some VERY happy customers in Walmart that day. But whatever it was certainly won't have lasted long.