The Most Hilarious Tinder Profiles

1. That's one way to let them know

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Lauren has found a novel way of telling her dates that she only has one arm, and that's with this hilarious 'ratings' bio. With this bio, she's also found a way to let her dates know that she has an impeccable personality, eyes, and body - so that's hitting quite a few birds with one stone.

2. Doctor jokes

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This Tinder user leads with her university programme, which is a pretty normal thing to do if you're a student. But she's also added a funny addition with this classic doctor's joke - proving that not only can she save lives, she can also write good jokes. What a catch!

3. Mike Tyson jokes

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Kethmi must have a really difficult time with her name - it's not particularly common, which is a nice way of saying we bet you've never met anyone with her name. But this hilarious bio is one way of getting past the initial 'how to pronounce your name?' comments that we bet she gets every day.

4. That didn't go where I expected it

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We almost expected this Tinder user to carry on with her 'You know what I can't stand?' comments. I mean, there are plenty of turn offs she could have named. But instead, she's found a way to let dates know about her disability and prove that she can make light of any situation (even paralysis).

5. Childhood stories

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Poor Marco. For a second we thought this would end on a punchline, but it sounds like this might have actually happened to him. A tragic story, sure - but it's also a great Tinder bio, and doesn't fail to make you laugh. Just imagine a supermarket of people all shouting "POLO!" - there we go again.

6. Whiteness guaranteed?

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This is one of the jokes that you can't help but laugh at, whether you're white or Asian. Especially because we really thought Ricky was going to tell us an explicit reason not to buy Colgate. Nope, this went somewhere we definitely weren't expecting - but we love it for that.

7. Looking for a husband

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Tess is a pretty common name (it's no Kethmi). You've probably never thought about it being a bad name. It's a fine name. But wait... there is one downside to being called Tess, and that's if your husband's second name is Tickle. Tess Tickle really has a ring to it doesn't it?

8. The girl who makes you work for her bio - but it pays off

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At first glance, this looks like gibberish, right? 'How is this funny?' you ask. Well, just wait until you put all those 0s and 1s into a binary language translator - spoiler alert, it gives you a YouTube link to Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up. Yep, every single one of her dates just got Rick-rolled!

9. At least he's honest!

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We really respect Zach's commitment to honesty here. Not only does he admit in his bio that he actually brought his mum to costume parties (do you have any friends, Zach?) but the proof is right there in his profile photo. As sweet as that is, we think it's time for Zach to find a girlfriend, too.

10. Don't even bother swiping right, David

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This bio manages to nail being funny not once but twice. Being "literally bad at everything" might not be an ideal quality in a partner, but it is a hilarious opening, and then we get to the second sentence... Hey, David? We don't know who you are but... don't even try, okay?

11. Danny DeVito love

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Okay, these bio photos probably don't make sense until you've read the caption. Then the whole scene comes together and it's hilarious. We can just imagine Dre sitting next to a cardboard Danny DeVito at a Thanksgiving table as her family wonder what the hell is going on.

12. No hand? No problem

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This guy has also decided to play on his disability in his Tinder bio, and for the most part he definitely pulls it off. "Always willing to lend a hand" never fails as a joke, but he might have overdone it with "handyman". Never mind, it's still a funny bio and one that you won't encounter very often.

13. Practicing gratitude

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Practicing gratitude can be very powerful. Or, at least, that's what at the self-help gurus say. Now, whether you believe it can solve all your problems or not, Emelly has more reason than most to practice gratitude - every day, no less. It's an odd name, but it would be even worse if it began with an S.

14. She knows what she (doesn't) want

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Paris knows exactly what she wants in a man. No, it's not height. Or someone who's funny. Not even someone rich. All that she asks is that you don't be one of those people who insists on making a joke about her name. "Hey, Paris? You're driving me in-Seine!" Nope. Stop. Don't send it.

15. Using a dog for likes

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We've all used our pets for likes on the internet at one time or another. Whether you've got a cute cat or an ugly dog, they just do well on the internet. Oh, did I say ugly dog? Well Sarah can go one step further with her wizened dog who looks like he's gone through something pretty intense, all the time.

16. The unfortunate name game

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Before the invention of Amazon's Alexa, Alexa probably didn't need to think twice about her name. Now, though... She has to go through life with incessant Alexa jokes. We don't know precisely what the backstory to this particular annoyance is, but we'd play it safe and not make any jokes in her DMs.

17. A big love for chicken nuggets

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Pros and Cons is a classic Tinder bio. It gives you an opportunity to be honest about your achievements and your faults, making you seem humble and likeable... Or you could use the template to proclaim your love for chicken nuggets. We're leaning of the side of this being a pro, for the record.

18. Really pulling off a bad name

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We can just imagine the state of Helda's DMs with this name. In fact, it might be even worse (or as funny as) Tess Tickle. Whether she actually gets asked this a lot or not, it makes for a really funny Tinder bio - we're sure that you won't forget Helda Dick as you're swiping through your matches.

19. What did you say?

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Jeanine's bio starts off in a fairly typical way - row of emojis, nothing funny to be seen here. But this is a great example of a really creative way to talk about disability in your bios. Don't even be surprised if this is how your first date goes - but obviously, you won't get to a first date unless you're rich and look like Chris Pratt.

20. Best friends with mom

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Poor Andrew is another example of a guy who needs to get out more - but at least his sad life makes for a hilarious bio. Honestly, we'd be a little put off by this - is he just really keen? Or does he tell his mom everything that happens to him, daily? Either way, Andrew gets points for getting a laugh out of us.

21. Depression, but make it funny

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With this Tinder bio, Tatjana accomplishes two goals: tell her dates that she enjoys 80s music, and that she's very sad. But isn't that a feeling shared by almost all millennials? Either way, it's funny AND memorable, and that's all that a Tinder bio needs to be, right?

22. Who wouldn't want a Victoria's Secret model?

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We're guessing that a guy's dream girlfriend would be a Victoria's Secret model. They're just better looking than everyone else, right? Tina manages to play on that dream with her Tinder bio, and it ends up being very funny. Who knows, maybe she actually is a Victoria's Secret model, and this is all one big joke?

23. Someone's getting desperate

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This Tinder bio might actually win the award for being the most desperate bio ever. However, it does make us laugh, so Taylor is already doing better than many other girls on Tinder with basic bios. And hey, murderers probably don't normally do well on Tinder, so here's your chance!

24. Impressive recommendations

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Faraz has gone creative for his bio, and it really pays off. We can't decide if our favourite testimonial is from Miss New York or Mom - he's even gone and added the New York Times and the Washington Post for some classy accolades. We guess you'll just have to go on a date with Faraz to see if any of this is true, though.

25. Someone's got a thing for fonts

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As a University of Texas student, you already know Van is pretty clever. We're torn between thinking that openly announcing your interest in fonts on your Tinder bio is... not the right idea, but also finding this really funny. If you think you fit either of those bills (how do you know you're a Wingdings?), get in touch with Van.

26. Bad photoshop and honesty

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Rachel's profile picture was already making us laugh, and that was before we read her actual bio. Well, at least she's being honest, right? Everybody knows that the guy pays for the meal on the first date, and Rachel's just doing what we all secretly want: a free burrito.

27. Damn boy

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Laura's taken an interesting tactic here: pretty much diss all of the guys that come onto her Tinder profile. We have no idea whether this tactic actually works or not, but it does make for a funny bio - and that fact alone is bound to get some people DMing her anyway.

28. Wait, is that Kermit?

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From the profile picture to the actual bio, this Tinder profile deserves some awards. We're obsessed with the insane Kermit-driving scene, the fact that you can barely see Mikey, and the backstory to the post. Why is Kermit so important? Why Kermit? What's going on here?

29. Very important life achievements

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Life achievements are really crucial to finding out what your potential partner has done with their life. You know - what their goals are, whether they're dedicated, what they aspire to do. Well, Jack has a very funny list of achievements, the best of which is their insistence that they've never been in jail (except for Monopoly).

30. Keeping it real

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We're ending this list on a high with Courtney's incredible four-word bio. See, here she proves that you don't need a long paragraph to make someone laugh, all you need is a bit of arrogance and creativity. All of this is even funnier when you see that Courtney's job is tagged as 'Aspiring Milf'.