Signs She Is A Maneater

1. She always carries a knife and fork in her purse, just in case...

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Now if you're wondering whether she's a maneater, you can probably be 100% sure that this is the case if you find a knife and fork in her purse!  In fact, she carries them around with her everywhere she goes, just in case she finds any delicious-looking men to devour!

2. She has many 'delicious memories'...

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She might also talk about her past endeavors with men as if she's super proud of the sheer amount of conquests she has gobbled up.  And it's highly likely that her stories always have a sinister edge to them.  In fact, she refers to her previous relationships as 'delicious memories'.

3. Her favorite 'romantic comedy' is the Hannibal series

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So, she's on a date, and she and her most recent 'conquest' get to talking about their interests including their favorite TV shows.  And her favorite is the HBO Hannibal series... OK, sounds pretty normal, right?  She likes horror shows... But instead of acknowledging that Hannibal is, in fact, pretty gruesome, she believes that it's a romantic comedy... Wait, WHAT?

4. She always wears red lipstick just in case she needs to make her mark

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Like the true 'Femme Fatale she is, you'll never catch her without her trusty crimson red lipstick.  She carries it around with her, along with her knife and fork, everywhere she goes, just in case she needs to make her mark and sign off on her most recent conquest!

5. She has a t-shirt that says 'I break hearts for breakfast'

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She has this slogan t-shirt that says 'I break hearts for breakfast' and you never see her out of it.  It's even her favorite t-shirt to wear to bed.  And as well as sleeping in it, she even wears it underneath her clothing to remind you of her favorite breakfast pass time!

6. She carries around a whip for fun

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You'll probably notice that her purse is quite big.  It has to be to carry around all of the essentials, like her knife and fork, her lipstick (and probably a spare because she uses it so often), and even her whip.  She likes to carry that one around to scare you...  We mean, how else would she have her fun?

7. She has a unique talent for slipping lines from horror movies into casual conversation

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It's absolutely no lie that she adores the horror genre, in all of its forms, whether it's movies, novels, poetry, clothing, items for her home... Where do you think she gets her inspiration?  And even if you don't enjoy the gore yourself, you'll still notice her slipping in lines from horror movies into casual conversation.

8. She's really good at the 'seductive eyebrow raise'

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She has learned the art of seduction from the best, and she is so skilled nowadays that she can seduce anyone within a mile radius.  And you won't believe it but all she has to do is the 'seductive eyebrow raise'.  She's even shaped her eyebrows to make them appear even more seductive!

9. She always orders the most expensive dishes at a restaurant, if someone else is paying

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She definitely enjoys the luxuries in life, but she'll never shell out for any of it herself.  Why should she if someone else is willing to do it?  So she always orders the most expensive and delicious dishes on the menu, but you're certainly going to pay for it, in more ways than one!

10. Her Halloween costume is always a vampire...

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Being a professional scream queen and skilled maneater, there's absolutely no surprise that her favorite holiday is Halloween.  She goes all out every single year and always dresses as a beautifully terrifying captivating bloodsucking maneating vampiress.  It's the only time of year that she truly gets to be herself with no judgment...

11. She'll take what she needs and wants, but you'll get nothing back

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A sure sign that she's a ruthless maneater, is that she is really adept at sucking out everything she needs and wants from you, leaving you as nothing but a dried-up husk ready to merely crumble into a depressing pile of sand... Well, that's a little dramatic, but she will take take take and give NOTHING back.

12. She talks about men like they're juicy steaks

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You're probably familiar with that mouth-watering sensation you get when you talk about your favorite delicious foods and the desire to use expressive adjectives to portray your hunger...  Well, she does this when she's talking about men.  In fact, come to think of it, she does talk about them like they're juicy steaks cooked to perfection.

13. Her favorite pickup line has something in it about 'devouring you'...

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All breeds of maneater or womanizer have to have their own bank of pickup lines that reflect their personality.  Well, if she's a maneater, there is absolutely no doubt that one of her pickup lines has something in it about 'devouring' her new 'victim'... ahem... we mean new romantic interest...

14. She seems to have dated a whole apartment

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You might know a group of apartment-sharing men, or share with them yourself.  And it seems that her face has been around more than once.  And not just because she's with the same man.  In fact, she's been around with everyone who lives in that apartment, perhaps just to 'rub it in' that she's not with her previous conquest and she's 'living her best life' with others.

15. She avoids a man for days and doesn't even try to hide it!

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She's absolutely shameless...  In fact, she actively avoids a man who she has shared dates with and who is interested in her, perhaps in order to make them long for her even more.  What's that popular saying?  Absence makes the heart grow stronger?  Yes, but in her case, absence makes the heart grow more delicious and easier to break.

16. She has a pet Venus fly trap called Audrey II... & guess what she feeds it...?

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Have you seen her Venus fly trap recently?  Well, we don't want to alarm you but it's grown to twice the size of Audrey II from The Little Shop of Horrors AND therefore eats twice as much human flesh and body parts...  Well, not really, but we bet she would if she could.

17. She has a habit of staring at you intensely

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You'll no doubt notice her staring at regular intervals, and it's probably quite endearing at first as you might just assume that she's staring longingly into the eyes of her man.  But if she's a maneater, she's probably just weighing you up the way a snake stretches out next to you to measure you up for dinner.

18. Her pet name for any man is 'Snack'

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Like with any relationship, she also has a pet name for her partner too.  But instead of it being a sweet and loving pet name like 'honey', 'sweetheart', or 'smoosh' (yes, 'smoosh' is totally not cringy at all, right?) her pet name is 'snack' which is more than a little grotesque.

19. She still loves the song 'Maneater' by Nelly Furtado

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A little blast from the past here for you now, but her absolute favorite song of all time, is the Nelly Furtado's 'Maneater'.  Can you see why?  Uncanny, right?  And you'll find her the first on the dance floor, acting out all of the lyrics, and then you'll realize - it's her!  The song's about her!

20. She'll have you spending your hard-earned cash

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She'll certainly have others spending their hard-earned cash on her and she'll never ever put her hands in her pocket for anybody.  And the problem is, she loves the finer things in life, so she'll leave you with absolutely nothing whilst she flounces around in all of the new bling you've bought for her.

21. She has a list of names in her diary that seem to have been crossed out one by one...

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If you're lucky enough to gain access to her top-secret diary, it'll have a long list of men's names in it.  But the scary thing is, every name on it has been crossed out, except for the last one: her current 'victim'.  And you're left wondering what happened to the others...

22. She'll never reveal her deepest darkest secrets

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The problem most people have with her is that once you get to know her as much as she lets you, she's as shallow as a puddle.  Or so you think.  In fact, there's an ocean of secrets and emotions inside of her, but she'll never allow you in far enough to discover them.

23. And you'll never find out her real feelings

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As well as not finding out anything about her past or any of her secrets whatsoever, you'll also be extremely unlikely to discover any of her real feelings.  She will never share them with you because she would never ever want to risk being vulnerable in the presence of someone else.  She has her steely exterior to maintain and she can't let that crack!

24. Her diary is written inside a meat recipe book

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She has an unusually large number of recipe books on her kitchen shelves at her home all dedicated to cooking meat.  And if you open one, you'll probably find her diary etched into the pages of these books, as if she's been searching for new ways to devour her conquests!

25. She likes to nibble on ears

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She's more than a little impatient and enjoys her appetizers...  And appetizers in her case are ears.  She just loves to nibble on them before her main meal.  The good thing about this is that her victims will have a little more time as their ears keep her at bay for a little while longer.

26. She enjoys a nice Chianti with her liver

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And just like Hannibal Lecter himself, she thoroughly enjoys 'his' liver (not really his liver, but you know what we mean...) with some fava beans and a nice Chianti!  And what makes it even more disgustingly delicious is the fact that she's prepared it all by herself.

27. She expects generous tips

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You just have to be prepared to tip her generously if you don't want to face her absolute wrath.  In fact, it is absolutely essential if you're at all interested in self-preservation!  If not, you should be prepared to lose a limb, an ear, or an internal organ...

28. She mainly comes out after midnight and during a full moon

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If you're interested in keeping all of your limbs, you'd better stay indoors when there's a full moon out and definitely make sure you're safely indoors after midnight.  Because she'll be prowling the streets, desperately searching for her innocent victims.

29. She always carries a pocket mirror and a toothpick

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In her huge purse full of maneater essentials, you're probably also likely to find a pocket mirror and a toothpick.  And she uses these so she can remove all of the evidence of her last meal, or conquest, and ensure that her smile stays as dazzling as ever!

30. You're doomed unless you have the right amount of wit and irresistible charm

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You might be pleased to know that there are actually ways that men can avoid being completely devoured by her if she's a maneater.  And that's by having just the right amount of irresistible charm and the perfect amount of clever wit about them.  Sounds easy, right?