Signs Of A Womaniser

1. He is the master of quick exits

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You might have noticed this about him: he's really skilled at making quick exits when he needs to.  Perhaps he has perfected this skill because he has experienced his other love interests, or their partners have shown up unexpectedly.  He's out of the door quicker than you can blink!

2. He basically lives at the local flower shop

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A sure sign of a womanizer is that he considers the local flower shop his second home.  In fact, he knows all of the local florists by name and is the only person in the town with a loyalty membership at them.  They've even set up a bed in the back for him because he basically lives there.

3. His breath always smells of mint

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He's never without his breath mints, just in case the occasion calls.  You can hear the box of mints clatter in his pocket as he walks, so he really cannot hide them.  So he might be a womanizer, he might be self-conscious of his breath, or he might just like mints.

4. He watches romantic comedies for tips on dating

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His movie collection and Netflix watch history mainly consist of romantic comedies.  And not just because he's a big fan of this genre.  The truth is, he watches these types of movies and television shows to get tips on how to be super romantic and he is able to perfectly recite all of the pickup lines from them.

5. He is ready to impress at every opportunity

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From having a pocket mirror and a comb in his back pocket to practicing and demonstrating his amazing memory of the little things to even keeping his apartment super clean and flashy, he is always ready to impress.  And as hard as you try, you will never ever catch him off guard.

6. He even has a draw of emergency gifts

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He even has a drawer of emergency gifts that are ready to go for any occasion or different interest levels that you can think of.  This is so he's always ready to impress you and shower you with gifts, making you feel wanted and appreciated all of the time.

7. His browser history includes online lingerie stores

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You might even be wondering why his browser history basically consists of looking at luxurious and expensive online lingerie stores.  And no, he's not looking for anything for himself (we don't think), but he's looking for things to suit and impress the different women he dates.

8. His Instagram grid is full of selfies with women

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It might feel a little strange but when you browse his Instagram grid, you find that it's absolutely bursting with selfies of him with other women.  And there are a lot of other women too!  They all seem to be in super exotic locations as well, as if he's traveled around the world, meeting thousands of women.

9. He's constantly checking his reflection

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You walk past a window, and he fixes his hair; then you sit down to dinner and he's looking at his reflection in his knife.  No matter where you go, he always finds ways to subtly, or not so subtly, check his reflection.  Even if he's just checked it, he can't seem to get enough.

10. His favorite phrase is 'keeping it casual'

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He might say 'keeping it casual' so much that it has become his catchphrase.  And he always uses it to describe every single relationship he's ever been in.  As if he is not ever expecting to fall for anyone and stay with them for any significant length of time.

11. He's never satisfied

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There never seems to be a time when he's satisfied with what he has.  He's constantly thinking about what's next, especially when it comes to relationships.  He never seems to see how lucky he might be with who he might share a short relationship with.

12. His playlist is very carefully curated

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He has meticulously curated a Spotify playlist with only songs that fit into the genres of smooth jazz and sensual R&B.  The playlist includes all of the songs that help to create a romantic atmosphere and they're carefully placed in the perfect running order, so there are no unexpected surprises.

13. He knows all of the happy hours at every restaurant in town

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Unsurprisingly, he frequents all of the best restaurants and bars in town and he knows, off by heart, all of the happy hours in these romantic hotspots.  And no wonder, he is a customer at them so much that his money situation could benefit from a few discounts, to say the least!

14. He's on a first-name basis with the staff too

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And he is such a regular customer at these many romantic hotspots that he has made a few friends there.  In fact, he is actually on a first-name basis with all of the staff at these restaurants and bars too.  And he knows them so well that they even share a few inside jokes about his previous dates that they subtly reference as you walk in.

15. He has more than the normal amount of dating apps on his phone

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He's constantly on his phone, and there's a good reason.  The reason is that he's got so many dating apps on there to keep track of and he really doesn't want to let his presence on them slip.  What if he misses a message from someone?  Or a complimentary comment?  That cannot be allowed.

16. He has multiple names

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So because he has so many dating apps and so many dating profiles, he cannot reveal his true identity on all of them.  It would just seem super strange and possibly quite desperate for him to be on all of them.  So he has a number of pseudonyms similar to 'turbolover23' or 'sunsetdreamer88'.

17. He's a pro at evading 'commitment talks'

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Whenever anyone keeps a hold of him for more than a few days, they might attempt to enter into the 'commitment talks'.  But an attempt is absolutely all it would be because he would cut you off at the first sniff of the idea of commitment.  And he will do this and make you forget about it without your even knowing about it.

18. He has a knack for remembering minute details of people he's only met briefly

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If he's a womanizer, he's probably met hundreds of women who he doesn't necessarily remember the names of.  But he isn't going to risk giving himself away and be doomed to a life of women avoiding him.  So instead, he's mastered the art of remembering minute details about people he's met very briefly, like their birthdays, to show that he's 'thoughtful'

19. He is a regular at speed dating events

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He enjoys attending all of the local speed dating events and when he gets recognized there, the just claims that he is a social butterfly who just enjoys meeting new people all of the time.  And what better way to do it than speed dating - it certainly saves you your precious time!

20. He has a working knowledge of astrology that is suspiciously extensive

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He has an unusually extensive and suspiciously in-depth working knowledge of all types of astrology, whether it's Western astrology, Vedic astrology, Chinese astrology, or even Modern Psychological astrology.  This is because he is always looking for signs of compatibility.  Either that, or he's just researched it all to impress you!

21. He carries a portable smoke machine everywhere

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Anyone carrying a portable smoke machine around with them is rather alarming at the best of times.  But he does have what he thinks is an acceptable explanation for carrying one around: to have the option to turn heads with a dramatic entrance to everywhere he goes.

22. He prides himself on his writing skills and considers himself the next Edgar Allen Poe

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He has actually kept a collection of love letters that he has written to his romantic interests because he thinks they're THAT good.  In fact, he was hoping to publish his love letters for all to read because he has simply run out of wall space to display them.

23. He's definitely perfected his strategy for breaking the ice

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He has this uncanny ability to constantly be spilling drinks on himself just before he approaches women in an effort to look slightly goofy and endearing.  He probably also wants to look like he doesn't know he's attractive to make people fall for him too.  Who wouldn't want to help a handsome chap out?

24. He has a designated area in every bar in town

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He's often in bars on his quest to meet as many women as possible and he might as well have his own plaque to reserve the quietest corner of every bar in town.  Even if someone unknowingly sits there, they'll probably be expected to clear the space for the 'womanizer'.

25. He's the mayor of the town's nightlife

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He is out on the town so often that he has been unofficially elected as the mayor of the town's nightlife.  In fact, if you're out in town for an evening out, you'll almost definitely be guaranteed to see him because it seems like he is never away from the bars and restaurants, especially if they're romantic hotspots.

26. His TikTok bio states that he's a 'professional heartbreaker'

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If you've got far enough to find him on TikTok, you'll no doubt find that his bio claims that he's something in the region of a 'professional heartbreaker'.  And he seems really quite proud of this particular skill.  It's the idea that he believes people want him, but he's going to make himself unavailable after he gets what he wants out of each conquest.

27. He takes A LOT of mirror selfies

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His Instagram grid is absolutely jam-packed with mirror selfies that he's taken in various locations.  And these are usually topless and always flexing and the locations can vary from his own bedroom to a public bathroom, and an all-time favorite: the gym.

28. He has made a 'self-help' recording of himself reciting his own affirmations

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There's no doubt that he loves the sound of his own voice.  In fact, he has spent time recording himself on his phone reciting various affirmations, along the lines of "you're the man" and "you've got this".  And he listens to it whilst he's getting ready to hit the town in order to boost his ego.

29. He has an unusually large collection of scented candles

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His apartment smells like a scented candle store.  And that's because it basically IS a scented candle store!  He has the largest collection of scented candles you have ever seen!  And each scent has been carefully selected to create a certain atmosphere and there's one for EVERY mood!

30. Each woman on his phone has their own personal ringtone

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He's pretty smart and has perfected to art of deception.  He'll make you feel like he's all yours, but really, he's probably got more than one romantic interest on the go.  And so he doesn't get caught out, each woman on his phone has their own personal ringtone, just so he knows who's who!