30 Hilarious Things That All Couples Do

1. Laugh at ridiculous inside jokes.

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When you see a couple laughing like crazy together, chances are, they’re laughing at an inside joke. It’s likely that nobody else would find the joke funny except for them. In fact, the joke probably wouldn’t even make any sense from an outside perspective!

2. Argue over who gets to control the remote.

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If you’ve ever been in a relationship, you know that ownership of the TV remote is a desired position. When you’re in charge of the remote, you can choose the TV shows you watch, control the volume, and pause or play whenever is convenient for you. It’s the best!

3. Have "pillow fights" that turn into wrestling matches.

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Many couples turn playful pillow fights into full-blown wrestling matches! What better way to blow off some steam at the end of a long day? Just make sure you’re somewhere cushioned, like the bed or the couch. Otherwise, you might actually hurt each other!

4. Make ridiculous faces at each other.

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When you and your spouse are out to dinner or at a social event, you enjoy making ridiculous faces at each other from across the room or behind the waiter’s back. It adds a silly element to your date night, and it’s even funnier if someone else catches you!

5. Steal food from the other person’s plate.

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When you’re in a relationship, your food is never safe. Maybe your significant other’s ordered meal looks way better than yours, so you ask if they’d be willing to split it with you. Even if they’re not, that’s what ends up happening. It’s inevitable!

6. Take goofy selfies together.

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If you’re not taking a goofy selfie together, then what are you even doing?! All couples do this, whether you’ve been in a relationship for two months or two years. Many times, it becomes a contest to see who can make the goofiest face. May the odds be ever in your favor!

7. Sing at the top of your lungs in the car.

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It’s likely that you and your spouse have a dedicated road trip playlist for long drives. Or maybe you have two different playlists because you like two different genres of music. Regardless, you always seem to end up blasting music and signing at the top of your lungs together.

8. Create funny nicknames for each other.

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What nicknames do you have for your significant other? Odds are, you call them a lot of names that vary greatly from the traditional “babe”, “baby”, or “boo”. All couples create off-the-wall nicknames for each other, even if they only use those names at home.

9. Leave silly love notes for each other.

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Many couples leave cute or silly post-it notes around the house for each other to find. Some hide them in hard-to-find places that end up being a random surprise, while others will leave them on the bathroom mirror or by the coffee maker in the kitchen.

10. Wear each other’s clothes.

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Couples often wear each other’s clothes. Sometimes that means an oversized hoodie, a big pair of sweatpants, or a favorite old t-shirt. If the couple has a similar body size, this is even more true! Sometimes, couples even share shoes, hoodies, and other accessories.

11. Have multiple conversations happening at once.

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Multiple conversations are the norm for most couples. For example, they’ll be talking in the same room, while also holding a conversation over text, while also communicating on various forms of social media. Usually, all of the conversations are different, too!

12. Obsess over the same TV shows.

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When it comes to TV shows, many couples obsess over the same shows and watch them on a regular basis. Other times, the pendulum swings in the opposite direction and couples tend to prefer different shows and fight over which show they watch after work.

13. Burp and fart around each other without shame.

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Bodily functions are not a source of shame for most couples. In fact, these things are normalized and welcomed. Burps, farts, and more are accepted, even if they’re not the most pleasant occurrences. Some couples have burping and farting competitions!

14. Sniff each other’s armpits to see if you need to shower.

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Not sure if you need a shower or not? Give your armpit a sniff! Or, if your significant other is unsure, sniff theirs instead. That might seem gross, but it’s relatively normal for couples to do. When you’re in a close and intimate relationship, almost nothing is out of bounds.

15. Sing to your pets.

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Couples often sing silly songs to their pets. They’ll make up lyrics about their pets, call them silly names, and even make up ludicrous stories about their pets just to make each other laugh. Think of the goofiest things you can do with your pets, and it’s likely that most couples do that.

16. Text each other from opposite sides of the room.

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They might be in the same room, but that won’t stop most couples from texting each other from opposite ends of the couch. This goes along with having multiple conversations. Phone calls, text messages, social media messages, and more — couples do it all.

17. Use the bathroom in front of each other.

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Some people may find one gross or disagree, but most couples use the bathroom in front of each other without shame. They’ll leave the door open, use the toilet while the other is showering, or call their significant other over to have a conversation while they’re in the bathroom.

18. Have spontaneous dance parties in your house.

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No plans to go to the club? No problem! Most couple hold spontaneous dance parties in their home. No occasion necessary! Maybe they’re cooking dinner, or maybe they’re getting ready for work in the morning. Regardless of the time, dance parties happen.

19. Groom each other.

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Most couples groom each other on a regular basis. This includes cutting hair, popping pimples, peeling sunburned skin, and more! None of this stuff is gross to couples who have been together for a long time. It’s just part of the routine every morning or night!

20. Annoy each other for fun.

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Most couples like to annoy each other for fun, whether that’s teasing each other, tickling each other, or calling each other nicknames that the other hates. It’s all in good fun, though! Most couples like to toe the line, but if it’s crossed, they scale back and calm down.

21. Eat at the same restaurants constantly.

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Trying out a new restaurant sounds like an awesome idea, but at the end of the day, most couples tend to eat at the same places repeatedly. This is because they develop routines and have favorites that they like to stick to. Tried and true restaurants are the best!

22. Sleep in ridiculous positions.

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Most couples sleep in crazy positions. There’s no telling what’s going to be the most comfortable! Some will toss a leg over the other person’s leg, or face different directions but keep one body part touching. No position is too outlandish for those who are in love.

23. Make up crazy nicknames for your pets.

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Have you ever noticed that most couples have ridiculous names for their pets? They come up with the silliest, goofiest names for their cats and dogs. In fact, the crazier, the better! They might not always use these names in public, but they definitely use them at home.

24. Do silly TikTok dances together.

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TikTok dances were all the rage a couple years ago, and they’re still going strong on the app! It’s almost guaranteed that all couples have at least attempted a TikTok dance, even if they haven’t posted it for the entire world to see. They’re just so fun to try!

25. Create a code word to get out of social situations.

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There’s nothing worse than being stuck in a social situation that you don’t want to be in. That’s why most couples have a code word that automatically alerts the other that they want to leave and escape. This is something that can come in handy in a lot of different situations!

26. Prefer wearing sweatpants and watching movies at home over going to the bar.

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When couples have been together for a long time, the idea of going out isn't quite as appealing as it used to be. In fact, many couples would rather stay at home, order takeout, and watch a movie in their sweatpants. Honestly, that doesn’t sound too bad!

27. Gossip about each other’s coworkers.

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Most couples come home after a long day of work and immediately want to gossip about their coworkers. This is such a routine habit that oftentimes, each person in the relationship is excited to hear the juicy details about what’s going on! The more tea, the better.

28. Experience “cute aggression” around each other.

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Have you heard of cute aggression? It’s basically when you think something is so cute that you feel a physical urge to squeeze, bite, or wrestle! It’s common for people to feel this sensation around cute animals, but couples also experience this around each other!

29. Take platonic showers together.

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When you’ve been together for several months or years, taking a shower together might morph from something romantic and intriguing into a purely platonic, functional act. Swap making out for helping each other scrub hard-to-reach places, and that’s pretty much it!

30. Chase each other around the house.

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Similar to teasing and annoying each other, many couples will often chase each other around the house for fun. Whether it’s an act of cute aggression or simply just to have some fun together, chasing each other is a normal and hilarious thing that a lot of couples do.