
30 Things We Only See In Prisons
The Unmistakable Jingle of Keys
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Contraband Creativity
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The Communal Dining Experience
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The Smell of Disinfectant
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Inmate Artistry
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Uniform Sea of Jumpsuits
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The Infamous "Lockdown"
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Steel Toilets and Sinks
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Count Time
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The Chatter of Collect Calls
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The Sound of Slamming Cell Doors
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The Buzz of Razor Wire
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The Clatter of Cafeteria Trays
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Gang Tattoos
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The Hum of Security Cameras
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The Squeak of Rubber Shoes
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Censorship of Mail
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The Medley of Regional Accents
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Solitary Confinement Silence
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Inmate Work Details
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The Clang of Cell Doors Opening
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The Crackle of Walkie-Talkies
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The Drone of Industrial Fans
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The Clanking of Chains
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The Rumble of Laundry Carts
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The Whisper of Visitation Conversations
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The Shuffle of Card Decks
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The Hiss of Pressure Cookers
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The Echo of Footsteps in the Yard
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The Beeping of Metal Detectors
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Whistling or singing isn't that common
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Any noise like whistling or singing is just annoying - and the other prison inmates will let that person know that that's definitely the case! So if you were thinking whistling might have been a great group activity to keep spirits up... nope, sadly not. Though we're sure there's sometimes a hearty song or two.Advertisement
Some prisons don't even really have bars
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When you think of a prison, the image you conjure is probably a long corridor with bars on cells. But in reality, it's mostly plexiglass that's used in prisons in modern day rather than the bars on both doors and windows. Doesn't really have the same effect when you're staring through, though.Advertisement
It's very boring
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Apparently nothing can beat the boredom that most prisoners feel in prison. We suppose it all depends on the sentence length, of course, but we imagine doing the same thing every day - even if it passes the time - can get very very boring, very very fast! Even if you decided to read a good book to pass the time you'd have it finished in a day.Advertisement
A lot of inmates actually want to work
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The inmates in prisons actually love working - and want to work - and mainly because it's so boring (as we mentioned!) that there's nothing else to do! Any sort of work keeps them busy, and they're going to be happy about that. Hard work surely makes the hours fly by faster.Advertisement
A big reason that inmates fight can actually be over jobs
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Because it can get so boring - and because prisoners actually want a job or two to fill the hours of the day - they can actually fight amongst themselves about who gets the job! In an ideal world to pass the time, they'd all get a job to do, but if there are more prisoners than there are jobs, then inevitably people are going to want to fight it out over who gets them.Advertisement
And they're so desperate the jobs they're fighting over are pretty gross!
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Inmates might be so happy to take out the trash they'd even fight other inmates for the privilege. This puts it into perspective how boring it can be, and how important those little jobs can be, because even a 10 minute job to the dumpster outside to put some bags in can be something worth fighting over.Advertisement
Prisoners can't light up whenever they want
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Despite what movies and TV shows might show you, there's actually a strict rule about smoking, as some prisons can be completely smoke free - meaning inmates have to have designated smoking breaks during the day, and can't smoke at any other time, and especially not just chilling in their cell.Advertisement
Most inmates actually want to behave and go free
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Most inmates just want to keep their gold record going for as long as possible so they can just get on with it, and hopefully get out there early if good behavior means their sentence might be reduced! Apart from fighting over bin duties, of course - because it's apparently so boring you'd risk it all for that, at least for some inmates!Advertisement
There is only a certain type of criminal that would be targeted for prison violence
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A lot of the time you see the nervous prison newbie being bullied by the old-timers, but in reality it's not really the case. Most prison violence is targeted at a very specific criminal, so you're not just going to get beat up if you're in there for petty theft. The biggest targets can be members of gangs who are targeted by rival gangs.Advertisement
The 'dropping the soap' thing is just a misconception
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This whole thing about dropping the soap definitely needs to be put to bed, because according to some ex-inmates who have been there and done that (prison we mean, not dropping soap) it just doesn't happen the way the movies have you believe in the shower room.Advertisement
And there's typically less s*x-related violence than you'd think
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In reality, and especially in male prisons, it doesn't happen, and according to a former inmate, it's rare for a man to go after another who isn't interested. That doesn't mean there still can't be violence in this way, but it usually has another reason behind it - like teaching a lesson, or revenge for something.Advertisement
They let prisoners wander about more than you'd think
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In real prisons, inmates are allowed to stroll about on their own or make their own way around more than you'd expect, with guards giving them a bit more leeway. We guess if the outside walls are impenetrable, there's not many places they could go part from wandering around inside where they're supposed to be anyway!Advertisement
Most inmates in a prison are there for minor crimes
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Most of the inmates you'd find in a prison are usually there because they got involved with a bad situation, or made one mistake, and that's also why they just want to keep their heads down and do their time before going back out into society! That obviously applies to the general prisons, and not those high-security for the worst kind of crimes.Advertisement
A lot of prisoners will share good advice with each other
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It's not unheard of for prisoners to band together and actually show compassion, as well as sharing real life advice. Especially from older prisoners who have been in there longer, sharing what they've learned to younger/new prisoners who might have just made a mistake on the outside.Advertisement
Prisons can have a lot of mentally ill people
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As we know, mental illness is a struggle a lot of people have on the day to day, and prison life is no different. In real prisons, there are so many people struggling with mental illness that the majority of the prisoners will actually be struggling with mental illness in some shape or form.Advertisement
Sometimes, there aren't actually toilets (yikes)
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This is one thing you'd think that actually movies would tone down for dramatic effect (like in reality every prison has a shiny new toilet, whereas in the movies they only have a hole in the ground and it's awful). But the truth is, some prisons in real life don't always have a proper, workable toilet and - yep - it might just be a hole in the ground.Advertisement
And prisoners don't try to clog toilets for a distraction
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The toilets are built to withstand more than what you throw at your average toilet, which means they're definitely not easy to clog! On top of that, inmates in real prisons don't win a lifetime supply of toilet paper, so they definitely wouldn't have enough in one go to clog a toilet.Advertisement
Cops don't usually have a weapon in the interview room
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Most cop shows or interview scenes from movies will show the cop with everything he usually has on his person. In reality, a cop would have to turn that all in at the front desk before entering the interview room, and would especially have to turn in their weapon at the front gate.Advertisement
Guards are actually kind to those prisoners in trouble
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Most prison guards - if not all - will actually care about prisoners who are suffering. If a prison isn't eating and intentionally starving themselves, they'll try their best to get that prisoner to eat and coax them through the door. Likewise, they might also be concerned about any mental health struggles like depression and try to talk it out.Advertisement
There are a lot of wise old-timers
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Most depictions of prisons in media will see us with an old-timer who knows everyone, everything and how it works - usually giving advice to the newbie, and getting along with the guards. This actually happens in a lot of prisons, with a wise 'old-timer' knowing what they're talking about.Advertisement