30 Things We Only Do When We Are Pregnant

1. Peeing Constantly

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Whoa, Nelly! You thought bathroom breaks during a road trip were frequent? Try being preggers! It's like your bladder has become this tiny water balloon that just can't catch a break. Between the growing baby pressing on it and your body processing extra fluids, it's a bathroom bonanza! But hey, we wouldn't trade it for the world, right? It's all a part of the miraculous journey!

2. Craving Weird Foods

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Alright, this is where the fun kicks in! One minute you're dreaming of dill pickles dipped in chocolate, the next you're hunting down spicy Cheetos like a bloodhound. It's a smorgasbord of strange tastes and an adventure for your tastebuds. Hey, your baby wants what it wants! Just don't forget the antacids, okay?

3. Buying Maternity Clothes

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Fashion alert! Move over, skinny jeans. Maternity wear is taking the stage, and lemme tell ya, it's a game changer! Elastic waistbands become your BFFs, and suddenly, those stretchy belly panels seem like the greatest invention ever. Seriously, if we could get away with it, we'd be rocking these comfy duds for life. It's like a 24/7 pajama party!

4. Taking Prenatal Vitamins

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Time to go full-on vitamin guru, ladies! These aren't your run-of-the-mill Flintstones chewables; these are the VIP of vitamins, specially designed to give you and your baby a health boost. And let's be real, swallowing those horse pills is like a daily Olympic event, but it's all for the greater good!

5. Tracking Fetal Movements

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Are you feeling that? It's like a party in your belly, and baby's the DJ! Every kick, jab, and hiccup becomes an event worth noting. It's like your very own live show, and you've got a front-row seat. No need for Netflix when you've got the ultimate reality TV happening right inside you!

6. Attending Baby Showers

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Party time, baby! And by baby, I mean literally. It's like the Oscars but for moms-to-be, complete with swag bags full of diapers, bottles, and onesies. You're the star of the show, and everyone's here to celebrate your upcoming bundle of joy. Just hold off on the champagne, will ya?

7. Baby-Proofing the House

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Home sweet home just got a safety upgrade! Forget interior decorating; we're talkin' outlet covers, cabinet locks, and baby gates galore. No corner is left unchecked, no cabinet unsecured. It's like Fort Knox but for babies. Yeah, it might not win you any design awards, but the peace of mind? Priceless, baby!

8. Nesting

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Cleanin', organizin', and preppin', oh my! The nesting instinct hits you like a ton of bricks, and you suddenly become the Marie Kondo of baby clothes folding. Forget spring cleaning; this is the ultimate decluttering saga. Is it weird? Maybe. But it's like your internal mama bear prepping for winter hibernation—only with onesies and pacifiers.

9. Reading Baby Books

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Library, here we come! We're talkin' about diving deep into a stack of "What to Expect When You're Expecting" and beyond. You'll be quoting baby development stats and sleep schedules like they're Shakespearean sonnets. And let's be honest, that baby book becomes your pregnancy Bible. All hail the wisdom of well-researched baby gurus!

10. Going to Regular Ultrasounds

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Step right up for the most magical show on Earth—your baby's first pictures! And we're not talking Instagrammable moments; we're talking about that sci-fi jelly and that cool ultrasound wand. Forget photo albums; these black-and-white snapshots are your new prized possessions. Plus, the suspense of finding out the gender? Better than any season finale cliffhanger!

11. Discussing Baby Names

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Names, names, names! It's like a never-ending game show where the prize is naming a human being for life. Will it be traditional? Unique? A family heirloom of a name? The possibilities are endless, and the debates can get heated! Remember, this name has to survive playground taunts and job applications. No pressure, right?

12. Avoiding Certain Foods

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Sayonara, sushi! Au revoir, rare steak! It's time to give your fave foods the boot and get chummy with pasteurized cheeses and well-cooked meals. It's like your taste buds have to take a nine-month hiatus from the fun zone. But hey, it's a small price to pay for a healthy baby, am I right?

13. Feeling Emotional

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Rollercoaster alert! One second you're sobbing at a puppy commercial, and the next you're laughing uncontrollably at absolutely nothing. It's like your emotions have been hijacked, and there's no turning back. Hey, we can blame it all on hormones, and no one would question it. Welcome to the emotional Olympics!

14. Attending Parenting Classes

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Class is in session, folks! Grab your notepad because you're about to get a crash course in Diapers 101, Swaddling for Dummies, and the ABCs of Baby Feeding. Who knew there was so much to learn about a tiny human? Sure, there's no final exam, but the stakes are sky-high. Your adorable newborn is both the teacher and the test! Time to hit those books and practice those diaper drills.

15. Creating a Birth Plan

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Map, compass, and GPS? Nah, we're talking about a birth plan, and this baby's got more details than a Hollywood movie script! Epidural or not? Who's your birthing partner? What's your go-to labor playlist? It's like planning a major event, except the guest of honor is super unpredictable. Good luck sticking to the script, but hey, it's nice to have a game plan!

16. Packing a Hospital Bag

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It's go-time, and you've got your bag packed like you're about to star in an action-packed thriller. Snacks, check. Comfy PJs, check. Five different outfits for the baby? You betcha! This bag's got more essentials than a Swiss Army knife, and you're ready for anything—bring it on, labor and delivery!

17. Studying Labor Breathing Techniques

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Lamaze, Schmamaze—whatever you call it, you're about to become a pro in the art of huffing and puffing. Breathing has never been so complicated, and suddenly you're timing inhales and exhales like a seasoned yogi. It might seem silly, but when those contractions hit, you'll be grateful you practiced your oms and ahs.

18. Wearing Compression Socks

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Fashion alert, but not the kind you're thinking! Compression socks are the unsung heroes of pregnancy. They're like a warm hug for your swollen feet and achy legs. Sure, they're not going to make the cover of Vogue, but who cares? When it comes to comfort versus style, comfort is winning by a landslide!

19. Taking Naps

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Sleep? Oh, you mean those glorious 20-minute power naps you sneak in between work, errands, and more work? Yep, napping becomes an Olympic sport, and you're going for the gold. Forget about eight hours of uninterrupted sleep; those catnaps are your new best friends. And you know what? You've earned it!

20. Documenting Every Milestone

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Say cheese! Your life's a movie, and the camera's always rollin'. Week-by-week bump photos? Check. Baby's first pair of shoes? Got it. Those ultrasound pics? Framed 'em! You're not just snapping selfies; you're creating an archive of the miracle unfolding inside you. It's a visual diary telling a story of love and anticipation. These aren't just pictures; they're future family heirlooms. Keep that camera ready; you won't wanna miss a single moment!

21. Asking for Seat on Public Transport

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Normally, you'd stand and tough it out, but with a baby bump? You're suddenly the VIP, and that seat better be coming your way! And you know what? It should! Carrying a baby is like a full-time job that you clock into 24/7. So go ahead, take a load off and enjoy that seat—you've more than earned it!

22. Rubbing the Belly for Luck

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Alright, listen up! You might not be Buddha, but that baby bump becomes a magnet for well-wishes, good vibes, and lucky rubs. Whether it's you, your partner, or your mom, someone's always laying hands on that bump like it's a crystal ball revealing the future. Some find it comforting, others, not so much. Either way, it becomes a sort of ritual you never thought you'd be part of.

23. Listening to Baby Music

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Move over, Mozart! There's a new playlist in town, and it's bumpin'—literally. Classical, soft rock, pop hits, you're giving that baby a musical education before they even pop out. Some folks swear it makes the baby smarter, others just think it's a fun way to bond. Who knows? But hey, you've got the time, so why not let your fetus jam out a little?

24. Getting Unsolicited Advice

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Listen, everyone's suddenly an expert when you're pregnant. Your neighbor, the mail carrier, that random person in the supermarket—they all have tips and tales to share. Some of it's helpful, most of it's not, but hey, it comes with the territory. You nod, smile, and secretly Google later to see if eating papaya really will induce labor or if that's just an old wives' tale.

25. Creating a Nursery

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DIY to the max! You're painting, decorating, assembling furniture like a pro carpenter. It's HGTV and Pinterest come to life in one room. Pastels, or bold colors? Animals or space theme? It's design decisions galore! Sure, the baby won't notice, but creating that sanctuary is more for you than them anyway. It's all a part of the nesting extravaganza!

26. Analyzing Every Twinge and Cramp

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Whoa, was that a contraction? Nope, just gas. But every little feeling becomes a subject of intense scrutiny. You're hyper-aware of every twitch, every ache, and you're consulting Dr. Google more than you'd like to admit. Paranoid? Maybe. But it's better safe than sorry when you're carrying precious cargo!

27. The Big Gender Reveal

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Drumroll, please! Pink or blue, what will it be? Gender reveals have become the halftime shows of pregnancy. Whether it's a balloon pop, a cake slice, or something more extravagant like fireworks, it's an event you'll remember. Just remember to keep it safe, folks—no need to start any wildfires!

28. Practicing Swaddling on Dolls or Pets

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Before the real deal comes along, you're wrapping up stuffed animals, dolls, and maybe even your very tolerant cat in swaddling blankets. It's like the baby Olympics, and you're going for gold in the swaddling event. Sure, it's a bit silly, but hey, practice makes perfect!

29. Dreaming About Your Baby

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Ah, slumberland, the realm of the bizarre! Now that you're preggers, your dreams take on a whole new level of weird. One minute you're dreaming your baby can talk, the next they're flying. It's like your subconscious is directing a blockbuster movie, and you're just along for the ride.

30. Writing Letters to Your Unborn Child

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Last but not least, some of us get real sentimental and start penning letters to our future kiddos. These aren't just any letters, they're time capsules of emotion, hope, and dreams for this tiny person you haven't even met yet. It's a heartfelt way to connect, and who knows, maybe you'll share them when they're old enough to understand.

31. And Here Are Some Things Nobody Tells You About Being Pregnant: Oh The Constipation!

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As if needing to pee all the time wasn't bad enough, you'll also be experiencing the opposite when it comes to those bowel movements. On top of the weight you'll be carrying in your stomach, you'll also likely be constipated pretty much all of the time when pregnant!

32. Morning Sickness Isn't Exclusive To Morning

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It's very likely you'll feel more sick in the morning or throw up after you've just woken up, but contrary to what the name would have you believe, morning sickness doesn't just happen in the morning. So don't let you guard down after 12pm thinking that you're all in the clear!

33. You Can Get Insomnia

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You would think with how exhausted being pregnant makes you that you would be out like a light any chance you get to sleep or nap, but insomnia during pregnancy is actually a common thing. Some people even start to have trouble sleeping very early on, from the first few weeks.

34. You Won't Love Every Minute Of It (And That's Okay)

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There's a lot of stigma about people who complain about being pregnant, as though you're shamed into feeling like it's a gift, that you should be enjoying the journey and that it's all part of it. It's true that some people love being pregnant, but you definitely shouldn't feel guilty if you hate every minute of it!

35. Recovery Might Take A Lot Longer Than You Think

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There's a standard expectation for a recovery timeframe, which is usually around 6 weeks after giving birth, but it's different for every single person - and it's likely going to take a lot longer than that. You might be looking at months and months of recovery rather than weeks!

36. Hours And Hours Of Labor Might Not Change Anything

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You'd like to hope that after being in labor for 2 days straight that you might have dilated even just a cm more than when you first started, but nope. Time is no guarantee that anything will change significantly during the labor process. It all depends, so you could be in for a long wait!

37. The Realities Of Tearing/Prolapsing

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Of course most people know that tearing is a risk when you're giving birth - though it's something most people don't want to think about - but it's very likely you'll tear, and even suffer prolapsing, too, where the pelvic organs shift position. The important thing to remember, though, is that it's normal and it will heal!

38. And Not Everyone Gets Morning Sickness!

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There will be a lot of lucky people that actually don't experience any sickness at all! Some might get severe morning sickness, some might get only mild feelings of nausea, while others will not suffer from any morning sickness at all. So don't be alarmed if you actually don't feel sick!

39. Huge Underwear Is The Best Thing Ever

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You won't realize how much of a blessed relief massive underwear will be until you're pregnant/after you've given birth. We all know even without being pregnant that wearing comfortable 'ugly' briefs is much better than a tight thong, but the relief is incomparable when you're pregnant!

40. Even Good Things Can Trigger Morning Sickness

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When you think of morning sickness you might think it's only triggered by disgusting smells, certain strong-smelling food products or anything else that makes you retch. But the unfortunate thing is that you can actually have it triggered by really pleasant smells, too!

41. Your Belly Button Might Disappear Completely

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When you're pregnant your belly might stretch so much that it actually makes your belly button disappear completely! Which can be an alarming sight, but don't worry, it's nothing to worry about - it's just always good to know that ahead of time just in case it happens!

42. Pushing Out The Placenta

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Preparing for pregnancy obviously means knowing that you're going to be giving birth to the placenta, too, but it's common for people to actually forget about that part during the huge ordeal of, you know, actually pushing the baby out. Just when you think it's over, you'll have to push the placenta out, too.

43. Not Everybody Gets Cravings

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Cravings are one of the biggest things people associate with pregnancy, or one of the first things people ask a pregnant person about having any weird cravings at 2am. Surprisingly, some people might not get any cravings at all during pregnancy, and once again, it's nothing to worry about!

44. You Might Find It Difficult To Drink Water

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Staying hydrated is important during pregnancy, and the first thing you usually reach for when feeling sick or a little tired is a nice, cold refreshing glass of water. Unfortunately, morning sickness can actually make it very difficult to drink water on its own - even when that's the thing you'll want the most to curb feelings of nausea!

45. The Extra Hair Growth

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Most people won't tell you how much extra hair you'll actually grow during pregnancy! And we mean all over the body, not just on your head. Some people can get extra hair growth seriously bad to the point they'll feel like a hairy caveman. It's all natural, though, and depends how much you can be bothered reaching for the shaving cream!

46. The True Reason For 'Waddling'

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Waddling is definitely an image most people conjure about being pregnant, and it just looks like most of the time the waddle walk is coming from the very big and heavy belly they're carrying around. Actually, the 'waddling' is caused by pain in the pelvic area, and not just because the belly is too heavy.

47. You Can Produce Milk Before The Baby Is Even Born

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Producing milk isn't reserved for right after you've given birth - for some people, it can happen beforehand, still during the pregnancy stage, so it's important to be prepared for any unexpected leaks! You can also catch the milk if this happens and save it for when the baby arrives - waste not, want not!

48. The Night Sweats

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So as if insomnia wasn't bad enough, you also have the risk of night sweats even if you do manage to get comfortable or catch some sleep. Whether or not you had night sweats before or you're usually never a sweaty person, it's likely going to happen during your pregnancy.

49. How Much Your Brain Will Stop Working

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You might be surprised just how much brain fog you get during pregnancy, and not even all from the fact you're simply tired! It's just like your brain doesn't work the same anymore, no matter how much sleep or energy you're running on, so you might want to keep those reminders and to-do lists handy.

50. You Might Still Get Labor Pains Afterwards

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You thought the hard part was over? Unfortunately not. You can actually still experience labor pains even after you've given birth. This can often happen after giving birth to twins, where you still feel pain as though you need to give birth again even after the baby is already here!