20+ Astonishing Photos Of Life At Walmart

Cone For A Hat

We all know that stealing a traffic cone on a night out is an absolute must… but wearing it the next day in Walmart? I’m not so sure! It's not Halloween, don't be fooled! But, if you're going to have to wear a mask everywhere, why not make it a whole costume? Going to Walmart, this woman decided to dress up like a conehead.On the bright side, the cone hat will protect her head and perhaps deter others from approaching her too closely. Also, with her bright colours, she would be easy to see in the store if she had any other shoppers with her. So this goes to prove that you can never been too safe with COVID… what an interesting way to socially distance!Image Source / Sara Angel/StuffMakesMeHappy

Goat Shopper

I can only really remember seeing goats on the farm or at the county fair when I was younger, not really anywhere else. They're now reportedly available at Walmart. Just look at this little goat with his owner in Walmart. To begin with, the goat is leashed, but even crazier, the goat is dressed in a diaper. What. A. Mood!Now, I understand that you don't want the goat to run away or go to the toilet on Walmart's floor. However, it's possible that it might be better to avoid taking the goat food shopping altogether, but I’d much rather take a goat shopping than a child. Much calmer, obedient and will ask for a lot less while walking down the aisles.Image Source / Paige Steinman/IcePop

The Covid Umbrella

People really become inventive in the face of adversity, like the Covid-19 epidemic. We all needed to obtain the necessities, whether that be food or toilet paper, but we also needed to be safe and secure. I saw a fair few people come up with their own ways of defending themselves against the virus, some more creative than others, but this one take’s the biscuit.This customer in particular went above and beyond because they didn't want the Rona to go away. Because masks were hard to come by, one buyer got inventive and wrapped an umbrella in plastic. It’s nice to see people taking the pandemic seriously and socially distancing in their own peculiar ways. In all honesty, I’d buy this for the club!Image Source / Jason Owen/Definition.org

Catch Covid? I Don’t Think

Another consumer who refused to take the chance of catching COVID, but this time not as practical. However, I believe that being able to breathe is more important. Please please please do not use this as a deterrent from COVID-19. I think we all know how dangerous it can be to wrap plastic bags around our heads… well I thought we all would’ve known.Not to add that most cheap Walmart bags have holes in them, indicating that your bag isn't truly keeping the germs out. So in reality, you are risking your life even more by wrapping this around your head. Maybe next time wear a normal mask or order your shopping online. Much safer and easier and will probably save you some embarrassment.Image Source / Jason Owen/Definition.org

Slenderman Grocery Shopping

Now, I don’t know about anyone else, but I am TERRIFIED of Slenderman, so I’m glad I didn’t bump into this in Walmart. Who would have thought that this would be where Slenderman does he weekly grocery shop? He appears to be a little heavier, but he's still just as terrifying. Slenderman is a tall humanoid that wears a black suit and has a featureless head and face.He has a history of stalking, abducting, and traumatising people, particularly youngsters. If you don’t already know about Slenderman, you should definitely get with the times and look him up Many claims that he doesn’t actually exist, but this photo proves otherwise… Going to Walmart is already bad enough, now there’s more to be worried about!Image Source / Jason Owen/Definition.org

Fashion Forward

For a brief moment, I mistook Joe Exotic for Walmart's Tiger King. He's in prison, so it's probably just a fan. I don’t know about anyone else but I am actually living for this look. It’s new, it’s edgy and it shows off his tattoos. Kudos to this guy! I wonder where he got these pants from (and if they were discounted for the lack of material?).He's wearing very short shorts and then only the bottom half of each trouser leg; perhaps a tiger stole his pants. I’m not entirely sure how the bottom part of his pants are staying in place, string perhaps? Or are they just stuck to his legs? Anyway, who cares. Still a fashion icon that we can all aspire to be.Image Source / Sara Angel/StuffMakesMeHappy

If Needs Must

It has been a requirement to wear face masks out and about for some time since COVID. Masks were in scarce supply at first, so people had to make do with what they had. This is, nevertheless, a brand-new type of mask. I can’t say I would’ve used this method, and nor can I comment on it’s practicality. But, then again, each to their own I guess.This duo went to Walmart while masking themselves with women's pads. I mean, they do look like an iconic duo, but I think I would’ve used something else as a mask instead. Maybe I would’ve used a scarf or something. Maybe they actually thought they were using ordinary face masks or something, who knows.Image Source / Jason Owen/Definition.org

Child Lock

Now, don’t get me wrong, I would absolutely hate to take my child shopping if they were misbehaved. Look at this woman’s novel technique to keep her children near to her as she shops. I don’t know how misbehaved her child us, but judging by this method of restraining them, I’d say they’re probably quite the nuisance.Although, I'm not sure that would be considered a good parenting method. Don’t get me wrong, I know how insolent and disobedient children can be, but maybe he should’ve been left at home with a sitter (or just do an online shop). It doesn’t really seem to be an appropriate way to discipline your child, not matter how badly behaved.Image Source / People Of Walmart/TheDailyPost

Superman Snapped At Walmart

What's going on here? Is it true that Superman was spotted in Walmart? He's not only speeding through the store, but he's also soaring. People dressed in unusual costumes, such as superheroes, are frequently spotted at Walmart. While collecting his groceries, this guy appears to be flying about in his shopping trolley. I am obsessed with this shopping look.Even Superman has to purchase food now and again. He must maintain his vitality in order to assist everyone in the city. I'm betting that flying on an empty stomach is not such a good idea. I hope I get to sneak a snap of another superhero next time I’m down at Walmart… maybe Batman or Iron Man will do? Who knows? Anything goes in Walmart.Image Source / Jason Owen/Definition.org

Michael Jackson Spotted

I'd assume this was Michael Jackson in Walmart if I didn't know he was dead. There have been a slew of impersonators since the King of Pop rose to fame. This guy looks a lot like Michael Jackson, but we're not sure if he's attempting to be a tribute to the superstar or if he just happened to look like him on that particular day.I do wonder if he gets this all the time, or if he feels insulted by it, but he shouldn’t. Michael Jackson was a popular Pop King and was a great musician. This guy should feel flattered to be getting mixed up with MJ. Or… is it the actual Michael Jackson and his death was a conspiracy? Who knows? I wonder if anyone asked for an autograph…Image Source / People Of Walmart/TheDailyPost

Duck Duck Goose

Who brings a duck with them to Walmart? If your animal is recognised as an emotional pet, Walmart will let you bring it in with you while you shop. Now I am absolutely certain that anything would pass under this rule, even ducks. If I was this lady, I would be taking my duck anywhere with me, as I would be very emotionally attached.I'm not sure I've ever seen a duck on a leash, but everything has its first time. Let's just hope she's not out shopping for duck or geese to eat for supper; that would be a nightmare. Poor duck. I would absolutely love to see a duck doing a weekly shop next time I’m at a Walmart, it would just about make my day.Image Source / Sara Angel/StuffMakesMeHappy

Makeshift Hazmat

I have no idea what's going on with this guy. He's either a germaphobe, or he's taking every precaution known and unknown to mankind to prevent contracting Covid-19. In any case, they’re obviously very protective and wanting to stay away from catching absolutely anything. Although, don’t ask me how effective the suit is.I believe that clothing and a mask would have probably sufficed, but I suppose the person needs to do whatever makes him feel the most safe and comfortable. I wouldn’t personally go dressed in this makeshift hazmat suit, but I guess there’s no rules stopping him, and it’s probably better than the plastic bag from earlier!Image Source / Jason Owen/Definition.org

One Small Step…

Now what I heard was that on their way to space, the crew decided to stop at Walmart for some chips and dip for the journey (and maybe a few beers too). That’s how they were snapped here. I imagine they got a few strange looks when they were darting about Walmart and I’m jealous I didn’t get to see them myself.In actual fact, to protect themselves against the coronavirus, these two guys walked into Walmart dressed as astronauts. Now I don’t think a full body suit is recommended to keep yourself safe and distant from COVID, but who am I to judge. Maybe these guys know something we don’t! Or maybe they’re shopping at 9 and flying at 10!Image Source / Jason Owen/Definition.org

The Suction Cup Game

Who says you can't have a good time when shopping at Walmart? I'm not sure I'd find playing with toilet plungers amusing, but these Walmart customers certainly do. That woman, on the other hand, may have some large red circles on her back as a result of the game they’re playing. To be fair, it can sometimes be very mundane going grocery shopping.I'm not sure what possessed this individual to place a toilet plunger on his head. But if I were to see them in Walmart, I wouldn’t interrupt and I’d let them have their fun. Maybe I’d even join in, who knows? I wonder what other games can be played with the items at Walmart, and whether these guys were kicked out for messing around!Image Source / Jason/RuinMyWeek

Walmart Party

I'm not sure what they're celebrating, but they're celebrating in style. Bracelets, rings, necklaces, and other baubles abound. These pair look like the best dressed at the party and I’m living for it. Their entire outfits are giving extra energy and I can’t believe this is how they were dressed to Walmart and not an actual party.Whatever they're celebrating, they're clearly having a good time and needed to swing into Walmart for some refreshments. I guess we’ll never know the real reason as to why they came dressed like this to Walmart, but I am just thankful that I was able to see how cool they looked when they showed up. They need their own permanent positions in Walmart.Image Source / Crazy Walmart Shoppers/ExtremeLol

Ramen For Dinner

These two young males must like Ramen noodles, with one preferring beef and the other preferring chicken. At the very least, their individual jeans and sweatshirts are coordinated, and they are completely clothed. This is actually one of the most ordinary Walmart customer images I've seen. If I were this obsessed with ramen I would definitely be wearing these outfits.'Look at those guys' costumes; they're somewhat cool,' it's more like. I wouldn't wear a Ramen suit myself, but it is amusing, which is probably what they were trying for. I hope these guys are doing okay now and still coordinating their very fashionable outfits with their favourite meals. I wonder if they dress as other things to?Image Source / Crazy Walmart Shoppers/ExtremeLol

Parade Float!

This gentleman knows how to shop in style at Walmart! If you're going to put someone in a wheelchair, you might as well enjoy it. He has a radio, bag holders, a drink holder, plush animals, and a lot of décor. This guys chair is more decked out than the car I own, and I would do the exact same as him in his position.He's also protected in case it rains or if he doesn't want to be in the sunlight. You have to hand it over to him; he's dressed to the nines. The rest of us who are laughing at him are undoubtedly envious that we don't have his setup. I hope this guy gets some sort of discount when he goes into Walmart just for the sheer entertainment.Image Source / PeopleofWalmart/Voomed

What A Drag…

Most youngsters are not enthusiastic about going food shopping, and if they are, it is only for a short time. They quickly learn that it is not enjoyable and that it takes an eternity. This youngster was exhausted and didn't want to be there at all. So why don't you just lie down and hold on to your father's motorised cart?At the very least, you'll have a ride home from Walmart. It doesn't appear like being dragged through the store on your stomach would be very pleasant, but when you don't want to walk, you'll try everything. I know there’s been a few times when I’ve been shopping that I can’t be bothered to walk and would much rather someone move for me!Image Source / PeopleofWalmart/Voomed

Married At Walmart

We all know that most people have fantasised about their ideal wedding since they were small children. Flowers, napkin colours, and tablecloths are all part of these preparations. But none of that was required of this pair! Whether it was a wedding on a budget, they met at Walmart or they just absolutely love it there, I really don’t know.They just spared themselves the trouble and had all of the centrepieces chosen for them. They spoke their vows and tied the knot at Walmart, a small, intimate location with a small guest list. I wouldn’t get married here personally, and would rather something more grand and traditional. But hey, as long as they're happy, that's all that matters!Image Source / Noteabley

Out For The Day

We've seen pets brought to Walmart ranging from turtles to monkeys to cats, but this is the strangest of them all. On a Sunday afternoon, this man decided to bring his pet ferret while doing some shopping. I am so jealous and wish that I had a cool pet ferret like his, that I could take out and about to Walmart with me.While the ferret seemed to be calm while being wheeled around Walmart, other consumers didn't seem to notice the weird creature owing to the strange happenings that occur there. Maybe people were just moving by more consumed by their own lives, or maybe they thought it was just the filming of the next Ice Age movie. Who knows?Image Source / Noteabley

Woman’s Best Friend

If you happened to stroll by this grocery cart, you couldn't help but think it was cute. This woman was definitely a dog lover who didn't want to leave her four-legged companions at home, so she brought them along for the journey. Now, dogs are just like humans, and they deserve to go shopping just like the rest of us!At the very least, she was responsible in that she confined them in the shopping cart rather than allowing them to freely walk the aisles. However, by placing one of the dogs in the kid seat, there is apparent bias at work. I wonder how the other pups feel about this special treatment? I bet they’re all just glad to be out the house.Image Source / Noteabley

New Fashion Trend

Fashion is all about being able to express oneself in whichever manner you desire. We can't decide if this was a fashionable trend or a blunder. Either he got dressed in the dark that morning before dashing out to Walmart, or he tried to make his clothing a lot more stylish and trendy. Maybe he was trying to be a trendsetter?Although we may forgive him for wearing his shirt sideways, the yellow stain on the shoulder is not quite a vibe. However, I bet if more people started wearing their polos like this it would definitely become a fashion trend, and I’d probably jump on board to be honest. This shirt, with the jeans from earlier… what a look.Image Source / Noteabley

Monkeying Around

Many folks appear to like bringing their exotic pets to Walmart for a shopping spree. This woman was observed walking down one of the aisles with her pet monkey in her arms. Animals can actually become members of the family, and one woman clearly thought of her monkey as one of her own and didn't want to leave him at home.Her primate infant seemed to be at ease in her mother's arms. It had the appearance of a baby, so it's logical that she carried it with her. I bet most people assumed it was a baby as they walked on by! I know that monkeys can be loving and almost human-like, so I wonder if the monkey contributed towards the shopping efforts.Image Source / Noteabley

Cupid In Love

Love has no bounds, and this snapshot proves that Cupid will visit to the most inconvenient of locations! As Valentine's Day approached, one man wanted to share the love and picked Walmart as his latest site to assist others in finding their love match. He looks like he was having a fantastic a fantastic time and I hope he got many compliments.His costume, which included dazzling heart antennae, angel wings, and heart spectacles, was the ideal way to entice people to fall in love with him. His heart is definitely on his sleeve. I really want to know if he went matchmaking around Walmart this day and ended up pairing people together? But to be honest, just arriving dressed as he did is entertaining.Image Source / Noteabley

Bear Head

Mothers may be obnoxious and want family photographs at any time and in any location. When this mother asked her children to snap a photo in Walmart, they were less than enthusiastic and wondered why they needed to record their shopping trip. So, they decided to create their own way to deal with their mother’s request.The kids were quick on their feet and found some enormous animal heads to put on all of their heads, including their father's, before agreeing to pose for the shot. Not the best choice for a holiday greeting card and I can imagine the mother wasn’t very pleased with them all. I think that they all look amazing though.Image Source / Noteabley

Hanging Out

Rather than tossing out an old pair of shoes that she no longer required, this woman chose to repurpose them. When you can have sneaker sandals instead of sandals, it's a no-brainer. I’m not sure it’s a look that I would go for, but it’s a mood I guess. Maybe the woman had just had her nails done and wanted to show them off to the world.From a comfort and practical standpoint, we believe this woman's novel design is on to something, but do we think it will catch on? No way. And if it does catch on I will be very shocked! It’s not quite the fashion trend I see taking off but I didn’t see low rise jeans taking off either. Maybe the new toe look will be in aid of sustainable fashion.Image Source / Noteabley

Walmart Quinn

I don’t know about you but I can say that I have never ran into Walmart’s own Harley Quinn before, and I wish I had. This person looks great in their costume. Don’t get me wrong, I really enjoyed the Suicide Squad film but don’t think I would go straight to Walmart afterwards dressed as one of the characters.This one can join the list of many different people in costumes at Walmart. Maybe it’s a secret location for fancy dress parties, or maybe it’s a great place to trial out a costume. I’ve never tried but maybe I should. Not only do people go dressed in costumes, but Walmart stock their own array of costumes too!Image Source / Noteabley

Tortoise And The Hare

Walmart customers are notorious for bringing their pets into the store because it is not prohibited, but some folks go too far. These individuals choose to bring their pet tortoise with them in this situation. But I know his this little guy feels. When I’m walking around Walmart I also feel very lethargic, tired, slow…But I’m not entirely sure that bringing this little fella to Walmart was a good idea, as I don’t think Tortoise’s are meant to be put on leashes so we can't argue that they brought him for his own good. While some animals experience separation anxiety, tortoises do not, so I think he would’ve been absolutely fine to be left at home.Image Source / Noteabley

Konga Line

You can't deny that when you come into Walmart and see the motorised carts, a part of you wants to grab one and zoom through the store. These women decided to do just that, but they took it a step further and started an electric cart line. I absolutely love this and it looks so fun, I just want to join in with them.While we understand that these carts are for people who are unable to stroll throughout the shop, we can't help but be envious of these women's Walmart antics. It seems like such a fun thing to do with your friends next time you’re in Walmart. I wonder what the entire store would look like if they joined the electric cart line?Image Source / Noteabley

Hands Off!

People have probably seen signs that read "Beware of the Dog" when the owner wishes to warn you about their dog's temperament, but this isn't a baby! "Please do not touch the baby!" states the sign on this infant's chair for whatever reason. I mean, it’s a complete mood and I wish that I had the sign for myself.We can only hope that no stranger would wish to touch another person's infant without their consent, but I am aware that some people are very forward and like to invade personal space. It can be really dangerous when they are new-borns. But hopefully this sign will act properly as a deterrent. In any case, you've been forewarned!Image Source / Noteabley

Wrapped Up

Did you know that you don’t actually have to leave the warmth and luxury of your bed to do your grocery shopping in Walmart. Just bring the duvet with you! We can only hope that she’s wearing some underwear underneath that duvet! The again, I’ve seen customers dressed worse!I think we’ve seen it all now! But she has given me a few ideas and looks cosy in the process. Maybe turning up to Walmart, when you really don’t want to, in your duvet is the best way to do it. Shopping in comfort! I wonder if she was there to buy bedding?Image Source / Facebook

The Devil’s Details

Now I can’t help but feel that this was purposeful… I’m unsure if I’m more shocked by the blatant satanic pricing of the tees, or the unimaginative design of the tees themselves! Then again, each to their own. Hopefully, once tax is included in, the total will be more balanced.I wonder if anyone raised a serious complaint about this. It seems like the sort of thing that could really upset some people and is not very sensitive! Or maybe it’s just a harmless mistake of pricing goods… who knows? Well, remind me not to buy Walmart tees.Image Source / Facebook

Loyal Worker

Now this is really cool. This guy definitely deserves a raise after getting the Walmart logo shaved into his hair! Isn't it true that most Walmart outlets provide haircuts? Better still, combine the two! And let's hope Walmart's logo doesn't change anytime soon!I wonder how much money it took this guy to take the plunge and get this haircut. He must definitely love his job to go this far! Not only is it slightly wonky, I’m also left wondering one thing that I’m curious about: why is the logo so low on his head?Image Source / Facebook

Cooling Off

I think all parents can agree that sometimes their little ones need a little cooling off period, but not quite this literally! I’m not sure what mischief this little guy was up to justify the Walmart freezer punishment, but he seems very pleased with himself…I think this a punishment that all parents should consider in the future! Is your child causing a big scene in Walmart and throwing a huge tantrum because they can’t get their own way? Then shove them in the freezer! Then again, I’m not sure it would be a widely approved punishment.Image Source / Facebook

Naughty Mistake

I just know whoever did this got into real trouble and maybe got fired. Of course, it is obvious that these blueberries were meant to be organic, but maybe they’re this too. Who knows! All I know is I will not be picking these up on my next trip to Walmart.I’d quite like to get in touch with anyone who did buy these blueberries just to find out what they were truly like. Did they taste any different? Were they advertised correctly? Was there a product recall? Hey, maybe they were the best blueberries in the world!Image Source / Facebook

Model Material

Take a look at this fabulous model in Walmart. The baby believes she's ripping the wig off, but her lace front is visible to everyone. Even if you're only at Walmart, that's humiliating. At the very least, she's having the time of her life, and we can't fault her for that.The more we consider it, the more we wish that baby wigs were a reality. Then again, babies struggle to even stay in their clothes so I don’t think that a wig would be a good idea, even if they do look amazing in them. I hope the baby has gone on to wear more wigs!Image Source / Facebook

Beating the Queues

Now, don’t get me wrong, I am all for an early-riser sale at Walmart, and you’ll catch me at the very front of the queue. But parking your car like this just to get in for early access of the sale, that’s just a jerk move! Unless, this wasn’t purposeful at all… then…Jokes aside, I hope the driver of the car is okay. I’m not quite sure whether this is skilfulness or pure idiocy that got the car stood up like this, but either way I’m impressed. Maybe I’ll try this method of parking next time I try to get a space at Walmart!Image Source / Facebook

Health Trip

Now I’m not sure who was behind this clever choice of product placement in Walmart but I’m not sure they are 100% correct. Don’t get me wrong, anything can be healthy in moderation, and I am all for a Kit Kat easter egg, but I can’t say I’d look to find them under healthy!It would be a great game changer if this chocolate was healthy in fact after all, and that the Walmart employee was right all along. But, I can’t trust it, so I’ll just stick to chicken eggs for now. I wonder how many people were misconstrued by this sign?Image Source / Facebook

Pro Marketer

Speaking of eggs, here is another great one from a Walmart marketer. Under the sign “unbeatable” they have placed dozens and dozens of eggs. Now I’m not being funny, but if I was picking these up to bake a cake with, I would definitely want them to be beatable!Jokes aside, it obviously means the price of them (which I’m not entirely convinced by either). But I just wonder how many bakers were disappointed when they happened upon the eggs and left themImage Source / Facebook

Monkeying Around

To avoid catching diseases we should probably no longer keep monkeys as pets. This person is plainly unconcerned about a monkey interfering with his business. He's also at ease allowing other customers in the store to get up close and personal with his monkey.At the very least, he dressed him in a diaper? That's quite considerate. Another option is to leave your animals at home while you go shopping. Especially if it's a pet that might do harm to others. Alternatively, they might evolve into a species that will one day outnumber humans.Image Source / People of Walmart

Anti-socialiser

It was, without a doubt, laundry day. I'm hoping it was laundry day, at the very least. The odds are 50/50 when it comes to Walmart. At the very least, they're prepared for a pandemic. We can only hope. In my opinion, I think it’s the best anti-socialiser going.We’ve all been in a position where we just don’t want to talk to people, and this is one of the most effective ways to do it. Not only will people keep their distance because of how strange you look, nobody will recognise you too! It’s a win win in my opinion.Image source / Facebook

Political Correctness

I’m assuming this was taken around the election date, right? Either that or this woman is clearly just a huge Obama fan and couldn’t resist sewing together a garment of Obama’s repeated face! Whichever reason, it’s the perfect propaganda for the democrats.I might take this avenue when the next election comes around and wearing a garment with my favourites’ face on it. I hope I can find this lady’s number to make me a one of a kind like she is wearing in this photo. One final question though: why Walmart?Image Source / Facebook

Nail Biter

Although it appears to be extremely unrealistic, it is acceptable. Let's just hope she doesn't rip any of the fruits and vegetables! She's even given them a Walmart makeover. Does this imply that it is appropriate for the occasion? I might do the same on my next visit.Perhaps she's a nail-biter who wants to make sure she has something to gnaw on at all times! Then again, I’m not sure they’d have reached this length if that were true. I wonder how she picks up those apples on the left with nails like that? It must be hard!Image Source / Facebook

Someone Messed Up

Now I really would like to know if this was intentional or not. Was it some sort of April Fool’s joke? Or did some Walmart designer apprentice really mess up this bad? Then again, I’ve seen much worse apparel in Walmart, that’s for sure. Not that I’d wear this though.I wonder if this was the same designer that designed the Jesus tees before… if it is I think they are in certain need of a retraining. Now, the real question is, was this tee being sold for thirteen dollars, twelve dollars or 666.66 dollars? I’m going to need to find out.Image Source / Facebook

Big or Little Spoon?

A silver spoon was placed in the mouths of certain persons at birth. Others had to go out and work really hard in order to obtain that spoon. First and foremost, we must obtain funds. After that, we'll grab the spoons. Then we find a partner that is okay with us wearing a large spoon as jewellery.I'm not particularly fashion-conscious, but I think it’s common knowledge that you should avoid wearing big household goods as a necklace. This is based on my everyday wardrobe choices, such as wearing the same pair of pants for a month without washing them. Anyway, friend, you do you!Image Source / People of Walmart

Fashionista

"Doughnuts, pizza, and my doughnut-and-pizza-themed attire," I'd say if someone asked what three items I'd want on a deserted island. Wearing shirts with my favourite foods on them is pointless for me. My weary eyes, tummy, and large beard are all visible. They already know I'm a pizza fanatic.Nonetheless, this gentleman is clearly a fashionista and I’m incredibly jealous. It takes a lot for someone to pull of this kind of outfit, and I know I definitely could not. Unless I give it a try? I wonder if he bought the clothes from Walmart too.Image Source / People of Walmart

Stop Goating Around

Call me old-fashioned, but I recall a period when people did not go shopping with a goat on their backs. You left the goat at home to take care of your trash. All of your cans were gone by the time you returned home from the store, and you could celebrate by drinking all of the beer you bought.The goat appears to be telling this woman what she forgot to get on her shopping list. Very efficient! Even if the goat is assisting you with your shopping, consider getting a leash instead of a BabyBjörn. People will assume you had a child with a man if you don't.Image Source / People of Walmart

Tight Leash

What happens if your emotional support animal is someone else? Here's a possible solution. "I keep my boyfriend on a short leash," is not something I ever imagined myself saying literally. Obviously, this is mutual, but I'm hoping one of the Walmart greeters questioned whether that was the case."Hello, just checking to see whether you're in a sub/dom relationship or being kept against your will. Thank you very much. Have a wonderful day." I'm curious if he's housetrained or if they had to clean up a few aisles after this pair passed by. In fact, I don’t want to know!Image Source / People of Walmart

Wet Hair Don’t Care

Walmart shoppers don't have time to wait until their hair is totally dry. They need to get down to business. This woman, as you can see, isn't even looking in the direction she's travelling. She has sales to close, emails to respond to. Her hair is the last thing on her mind.You expect to see people wearing "I'm With Stupid" T-shirts, but instead you see sweatshirts supporting anything from local high school football teams to local NFL teams as you go in. She seemed to be having a good time, and I hope that this is how we all dress from now on.

Something borrowed, something blue…

Why not tie the knot at the location that means the most to you? The diamond ring is available at Walmart. Over the intercom, you can make a proposal. Why not spend the most romantic day of your life right there in the store? I wonder if they met in Walmart initially?There's already a hint of blue in the signs. The old is the arch, the new is the TVs (some of which are open), and the borrowed is the money you put on your Walmart credit card to pay for it. All I want to know is how they got their children to behave so well while in a Walmart.Image Source / People of Walmart