Wild Antics Of The Osbourne Family

1. Ozzy versus a television remote

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The Osbourne family have provided us with a variety of crazy, wild and amusing moments. One of these moments, originates from their reality show ('The Osbournes'). Ozzy gets amusingly confused over the functions, and complexity of a television remote.

2. Feline home invasion

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Another hilarious moment from the show, came when a stray car invaded the Osbourne's home. After causing a ruckus, and being cornered by Ozzy (with a broom), the cat is safely removed from the house. This wild encounter lasted several hours, before the cat was calm enough to be captured.

3. Falling from a chair

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Within the memorable moments of the show, is a clip of Ozzy falling from a chair. This clip has circulated the internet multiple times, and has been edited into a multitude of GIFs and memes. Although his rocking days may be over, he never fails to entertain the masses.

4. Chimpanzee attack

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Ozzy has had many crazy moments during his life. One of those moments occurred during his active rock and roll days. A hyperactive chimpanzee, saw Ozzy as a threat, and decided to attack him. Fortunately, he got away quickly enough, and was left unscathed.

5. Ozzy visits the dentist

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Visiting the dentist is often an experience, with a shared hatred among people. However, this seemingly mundane activity was given a funny twist, when Ozzy went for a check-up. His usual humour increases under the dentist's anaesthesia, and he becomes loopier than ever.

6. Performance preparation

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During preparation for one of his concerts, Ozzy enlists the help from his wife Sharon. Sharon is given the tasks of stage design, and special effects. Now, for the 'Prince of Darkness', you'd expect some form of pyrotechnics. However, Sharon has other ideas; when she unveils an array of bubble machines.

7. Rehab mishap

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This next moment, refers to a miscommunication between Sharon and Ozzy, where Ozzy believes he's heading to a luxury resort, not rehab! This leads to Ozzy getting wasted on the plane journey to rehab, and subsequently asking the rehab director: "Where's the bar, love?"

8. Personal assistant

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During Ozzy's glory days, there was a point during the 70's, where he hired a 'personal dwarf'. This just added to Ozzy's growing shock tactics. His personal assistant appeared on album covers, and would be seen during the opening of Ozzy's shows. He would accompany Ozzy, during his various alcohol and drug parties.

9. In-law drama

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This next moment, includes Sharon, Ozzy and Ozzy's father-in-law. After a night of heavy drinking, Ozzy finds himself in one of Sharon's night-dresses, desperate to use the toilet. This, combined with his drunken state, led to Ozzy (unknowingly) urinating on his father-in-law!

10. Rowing with neighbours

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There have been various wild moments on 'The Osbournes'. However, even their mundane, day-to-day activities, are laced with some form of chaos. A prime example of this, is the time the family had a neighbour dispute. This dispute is sparked, after the Osbourne's neighbour blasts folk music in the middle of the night.

11. Dancing with Christina Aguilera

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The next moment, includes the Osbourne children: Jack and Kelly. A fight between the siblings breaks out, after Kelly finds Jack dancing with (pop sensation) Christina Aguilera! Kelly wants to spend the day with Christina, and believes Jack is trying to embarrass her.

12. Kelly's tattoo

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It's no surprise, that Ozzy Osbourne's children have rebelled, and broken some of their parents' rules. Kelly allowed her rebellious streak take over, when she went behind her parents' backs, and got a tattoo! Ozzy and Sharon soon found out, and weren't too pleased. The tattoo in question, was a pink heart, located on her hip.

13. The birds and bees

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Now, it is common for parents to give their children 'the talk', especially when they begin puberty, and there's the possibility, they will become sexually active. But, imagine hearing your parents talk openly about sex, on the radio! That's exactly what happened to poor Jack.

14. Kelly and Bert McCracken

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Dating is a normal part of growing up, and often teaches us a lot of lessons (no matter how difficult they may be). However, when you're the child of a celebrity, your love life can't really remain private. This is true for Kelly, and her relationships. One of the most memorable, was her relationship with Bert McCracken (frontman of 'The Used').

15. Quad biking

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Ozzy has had his share of injuries over the years, self-inflicted or not. One of these injuries occurred, whilst the Osbourne clan were out quad-biking. Ozzy lost control of his quad-bike, and was subsequently thrown from the vehicle. This led to him, cracking a couple of ribs, and severely injuring his neck.

16. Kelly's 18th birthday

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For the majority of people, their 18th birthday is somewhat memorable, and marks the beginning of their adult life. Kelly's 18th was no exception. Her birthday consisted of a trip to Las Vegas, and a plethora of gifts. The family attended a variety of celebrity performances, visited a range of designer stores and dined at Michelin star restaurants.

17. Pesty pooches

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The Osbournes are known for their range of pets- specifically dogs. However, there have been many mishaps with their pooches. This has included: the dogs running away, the dogs stealing food/groceries and the dogs defecating inside of the family's home!

18. Beating cancer

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The family have had their fair share of trials and tribulations, one of them being, Sharon's battle with cancer. Throughout her treatment and recovery, the family were hugely supportive, and provided her with the best care possible. She has (thankfully) been in remission ever since.

19. Partying at the White House

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Ozzy Osbourne, and the White House. Probably not the combo you were expecting. Surprisingly, Ozzy (and Sharon) were invited to a high-class dinner function at the White House. Although this is (admittedly) a strange occurrence, the couple were able to behave themselves.

20. Drugging a vicar

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Ozzy is well-known for his drug-fuelled escapades. One of the most shocking however, was the time he drugged a vicar (reportedly before his rise to fame). The details surrounding this are slightly muddy, but it isn't hard for you to believe, it is something that Ozzy would 100% do.

21. Ozzy's walk of shame

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Adding to the list of Ozzy's injuries, is the time he broke his ankle. This led to him having to wear a cast, and medical boot (in order to heal). This, combine with his pain medication, gave us the funny moment of him awkwardly, and desperately, shuffling to the bathroom.

22. Dog therapist

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As mentioned previously, the Osbournes are well-known for their love of pooches. However, following some poo-related mishaps, Sharon and Ozzy decided to enlist the help of a dog therapist. Yes, you read that right, they actually hired a therapist, for their misbehaved dogs!

23. Ozzy versus the ocean

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Another classic moment from the family's reality show, comes from a day-trip to the beach. Whilst the rest of the family soak up the sun, and take a dip in the ocean, Ozzy can be seen, becoming visibly confused by his surroundings. He has an aversion to the ocean, and it's 'strange' aquatic life.

24. Ozzy and Jack go fishing

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Fishing, the classic bonding activity for fathers, and their sons. Not so much, if you're Ozzy and Jack Osbourne. The pair decided to try their hand at fishing, with hilarious results. With no prior knowledge, or experience, of fishing, the disastrous duo fumble about with equipment, and decide to abandon ship altogether.

25. Kelly's 'special' doctors appointment

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Moving on to the Osbourne ladies, Kelly and Sharon share an amusing moment in the show. During a discussion about (intimate) female health, Kelly refers to her appointment with the gynaecologist as: 'a visit to the vagina doctor'. This remark catches Sharon off-guard, and leaves her in stitches.

26. The ham-throwing incident

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Going back to the Osbourne's neighbour dispute, each family member had their own way of dealing with the situation. Jack opted for blasting metal music in retaliation, Kelly opted for screaming and shouting, Ozzy avoided it completely and Sharon used the unorthodox approach, of throwing ham into their back yard!

27. Paranormal activity

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Since the mid-noughties, the Osbournes have progressed with their separate lives, and Kelly and Jack, have built-up their own family units. Jack reunited with his parents, for a show based on paranormal activity. The trio provide amusing commentary, and a great dynamic, that consistently entertains their viewers at home.

28. Ozzy versus a telephone

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Telephones have advanced greatly since the 2000's, and they more than likely, confuse Ozzy even more now. The Osbournes gave us the timeless clip of Ozzy becoming confused, and enraged, by the sound of a telephone ringing. It's safe-to-say, that technology is not one of Ozzy's strengths.

29. Throwing firecrackers at pelicans

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The Osbournes seem to attract animal-based misfortune. A prime example of this, would be the time, Jack and Ozzy threw firecrackers at a group of pesky pelicans. It seems that the devious duo instigated this pyrotechnic pelican attack, because they believed the birds were on their way to (viciously) attack them.

30. (Almost) setting the kitchen alight

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The final crazy moment from the Osbourne family, is provided by Kelly. Whilst attempting to cook, Kelly gets distracted by what's on the television. Of course, this leads to her food burning, and subsequently catching fire! Luckily, Kelly spots the fire, panics slightly, and leaves her parents to put it out.