The 30 Funniest Test Answers From Hilarious Kids

1. Five Words You Can Spell.

Image Source/teachstarter.comWell, this kid definitely answered the question! To them, either spelling is a super big challenge and these were the only words they could come up with, or they're just great opportunists. Either way, the teacher was so impressed they were outsmarted that they seemed to award 2 more marks!

2. Best Solution to Overpopulation.

Image Source/thehungergamesfandom.comNo supporting examples needed. He said what he said. No explanation given. This kid is an evil genius in the making. But hey, it can get tough out there on the playground! We don't know what his classmates had put him through that day! So he fantasises about killing them, who are we to judge?

3. Motivate your Answer.

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Okay I'm gonna have to agree with the kid on this one. I just feel like this question deserved the sarcasm. Why can't exams use normal words? Why so fancy? Anyway, even though the kid didn't get the marks, at least they definitely got a good giggle.

4. One Cause of Deforestation.

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I love how they got the mark for this, what a great win. They practically said 'this exam is bad for the earth and a total waste of my time', but yet still passed! This answer was clever and accurate whilst still considering the planet. All round great.

5. What You Like to do.

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I know you read this in your head in your best King Julian voice... This great kid just wants to have a good time! And I'm here for it! I do hope they put this kid in charge of their end of year school party. They seem like they know how to have fun.

6. Fill in the Solutions.

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What has this poor kid been through? Is it mean older brothers? I feel like it's mean older brothers. Anyway, whatever the cause, they've learned a very harsh (but very true) lesson on life early on. I can see a little warrior in the making here! Very practical.

7. When I Grow Up.

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Wow. This certainly is ambitious! I do wonder what the kid finds attractive about becoming a mailbox. Maybe they're super nosy and would love to read everyone's letters. Or maybe it's simply the appeal of standing doing absolutely nothing. I really have no idea on this one...

8. How Would you Make a Marriage Work?

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He's only gone and cracked the code. This little gentleman is going to be married forever! Years of marriage counselling couldn't save what little man has nailed right here. I think his future wife is a very lucky lady. It really is that simple gents.

9. Can’t See the Question.

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When all else fails, why not simply scribble a massive savage bear right over the question? Surely one can't be expected to fight through a massive savage bear just to answer an exam question. I do hope their teacher had some empathy and let this one go.

10. My Hero.

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Brilliant. To give it to this kid, I feel like they've picked a very good hero. We'll have to take their word for it that their dad is brave. But if he is brave, he is clearly very intelligent too. Mum is always the boss, even when it comes to brave heroes.

11. How do you Know?

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You've got to love the self-confidence. Technically, this is one reason that they knew the answer! The teacher didn't seem to see the funny side though. They added both a harsh full stop and a big 'X' to show their frustration. They're clearly sick of this kid's sass.

12. Comparing Student’s Weight.

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Adorable. The concern over offending imaginary Isabel, Irene or Sue is admirable. The kid knows one should never comment on a ladies weight, even if it is during an exam. A strong moral compass but could use some work on the spelling. Although 'rood' is my favourite part, personally.

13. Giraffe Bribery.

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A classic example of you don't ask you don't get! I'm very pleased the teacher knows how to recognise fine art when they see it. Well worth the additional mark in my opinion. I mean, who doesn't like giraffes? Especially such polite ones like this one here.

14. If in Doubt, Threaten.

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This kid took a slightly different approach to the last. I have to say, still a very skilled and beautiful drawing. However, it doesn't appear to have had the same outcome this time. You can see the breakdown happen, from "gosh I don't know..." to just simply turning psycho.

15. Length of a Football.

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Quite simply, when the question doesn't work for you, you find a way to make it work! The funniest thing about this answer is that they have technically ticked the correct box... I really do hope the teacher awarded them the mark they deserved here.

16. Lord Voldemort.

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This teacher was obliged to put a line through this wrong answer, but still couldn't help but note their amusement. You've got to love a teacher with a sense of humour. Anyway, in my opinion, Harry Potter is always the answer! The kid has good taste.

17. Health Concerns.

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They're certainly not wrong. Eating twenty-nine candy bars (in what appears to be one sitting), just cannot be good for the blood sugar. The kid skipped the question and straight up addressed the main issue which is most definitely poor Bob's health.

18. Describe School.

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My favourite part about this is the large, emphasised letters. It wasn't enough just to write 'Hell', they had to really deliver the message of their hatred for the place. I hope the kid felt better after channelling his anger into gouging his test paper.

19. Six Animals that live in the Arctic.

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Thank goodness this question was saved with the quick check of maths during proof-reading! They are most definitely not wrong. I've got to give it to this kid though, can you name six different animals that live in the Arctic? I know I certainly can't.

20. Spot the Difference.

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Visually, this is absolutely correct. Everyone knows that spot the difference is a much more fun game to play than maths anyway. When life gives you an opportunity to make something more fun, take it! They did pull it back with the correct answer underneath too. Life can't be all play no work.

21. How Much More Can he Lift?

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Firstly, I do wonder why a kid of this age knows about steroids. But I guess that's a question for their dad at the next parents evening. I've got to say, twelve to ninety-seven is quite a jump. I too would question Marcus' drastic and sudden improvement.

22. Parent Signature.

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I see no problem here. 'Mommy' is quite clearly her real name AND leaving five beautiful heart doodles in the comment section is exactly the type of thing she would do! It all appears to be perfectly legit to me. I say the kid is granted whatever permission this was for.

23. Hopes For the Future.

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What more could anyone possibly want in life? This kid is going places. Their plan is simple, very clear and yet high-reaching. They would most likely be a much better world leader than the unfortunate individuals currently in place anyway. I just hope the girlfriend is allowed to rule, too.

24. When Should a Motorist Use Bright Beams?

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How do I send this to the BMW drivers behind me on the motorway? Again, this answer has a lot of accuracy in it. There are of course times where bright beams are needed. However, ninety nine percent of the time, they are indeed, used to be an asshole.

25. Draw a Plant Cell.

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A cell with windows or without iron bars just wouldn't have the same depressing effect. The poor little flower is looking ever so remorseful in their prison, so the cell is definitely doing its job. I do wonder what the flower did to land themselves here though.

26. What my Mom Deserves.

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A microwaved hot dog. Wow. I see a lot of cuteness in this though. I feel like the kid sat and thought 'what would bring me joy? a microwaved hot dog.' It's then only fair to assume that his mum would also share the same enthusiasm for the delicious snack.

27. Show your Thinking.

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The concentration on the stick person's face is what does it for me. I feel like this work of art deserves prime position on their mum's fridge. Whilst this does quite literally "show" this kid's thinking, it doesn't look like it was enough to get a tick!

28. What I Like to Eat.

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This gives a very concerning insight into this kid's diet. To start with, it's clear they have never seen a vegetable in their lives. But what I'd most like to know is what kind of 'stuff off the floor'. Food? Dust? Chewing Gum? Maybe some questions are best not asked.

29. If I had 100 Friends..

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An introvert who just wants a quiet, simple life. Stickman certainly doesn't look impressed as the phone is beeping at him. But I've got to say, I'm with the kid on this one. Who needs one hundred friends realistically? Christmas would require a re-mortgage.

30. Strongest Force on Earth.

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I would like to know who's hurt this teacher. That big red cross comes from a place of emotion and they did not see the funny side. I do hope this doesn't crush this kid's idealistic and innocent view on love. Adults are far too good at ruining things.

31. Because He's Chubby

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To be fair, does this boy in this picture actually look quite chubby? You decide. Either way, the kid doing this test certainly thought so, and they took that personally. At least they listed trash in the water as the reason not to swim with him, before

the fact he's chubby. As the teacher rightly said: that's not very nice, sad face.

32. Made In China

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I mean, they've got a point haven't they? If this kid has been brought up being told about items that come from China and you can get cheap stuff that is made - well - cheaply, you can definitely see the logic behind this one. The teacher was quick to correct him with 'artificial', though.

33. Like A Flandato

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The sequel to Finding Nemo: Finding Flandato. This kid even drew what one would look like - and it's a masterpiece. He's actually asking the big questions here: why on earth would scientists want to cross a fish with a tomato, and how on earth would they even do that? Maybe it's time for Teacher to answer some questions!

34. It's All Fun And Games Until Darth Vader Comes

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Cue the Imperial March

. The full phrase does say it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye - and there's a high chance Vader would tale your eye, along with your life, so this kid has a point. Are we going to ignore the fact that they're respecting the privacy of chickens, though? Legend.

35. This Boy Is Ugly

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The poor boy in this picture can't catch a break - first he falls off his bike and hurts his knee, and now he's being called ugly. Apparently the kid behind this slander - "Judy" - makes a habit of this sort of behavior, if the teacher's stressed comment is anything to go by...

36. 5 And 2/3 Of A Kid

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This kid is not only a genius, they're a revolutionary - and also an artist. Of course the 'd' answer was put in as a joke because it's obviously incorrect, but this kid isn't about to let that stand. The answer is so ridiculous they had to call it out, and draw a picture to back up their argument.

37. The Only Acceptable Reaction

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In the realm of science, these answers are obviously wrong. But in the realm of English, this kid gets an A+ because not only have they used two advanced words, but also explored words that have similar meanings. Whether they used a thesaurus remains to be seen, though.

38. What The Duck?

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This kid saw their opportunity, and they took it. You can't even be mad at this one. Or maybe they were so focused on writing f for fish on the next one they got confused and made a mistake (unlikely). Or maybe they just don't like ducks and this is their natural reaction whenever they see one.

39. You Should Not Hit Dogs

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This kid is absolutely refusing to write one of the options given, because they go against their values - as should anyone. You absolutely do not hit a dog, no matter what your test says, and this kid is overthrowing the system by making sure cute dogs everywhere get pets.

40. You Don't Mess With Chuck Norris

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Everybody knows Chuck Norris is the word and law. You can't argue with Chuck Norris. You can't fight Chuck Norris. The fact that this kid is Chuck Norris is all the teacher needs to know - he doesn't need to explain why his homework wasn't given in. He doesn't need to explain anything. He's Chuck Norris.

41. My Brain Is Always Right

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You can't fault a kid that his this much confidence in their own abilities. When you're right, you're right. Apart from the fact that the brain that's always right can't correctly spell "allways", but we'll let them off on this one because their answer was funny.

42. What A Nerd

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Poor Tony! Imagine if the kid behind this handiwork actually grew up to be an amazing pianist. To be honest, 20 minutes a day doesn't even sound like a lot for someone wanting to learn an instrument. Tony might have even been forced into it during school music class. Justice for Tony!

43. Lonely

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Why does this answer have so much depth to it? It gives me an existential crisis and emotional breakdown just thinking about the very first cells being all alone in this vast universe. This kid sounds like an absolute empath and he should get extra marks for this, period.

44. Somebody Has A Problem With Giraffes...

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Who hurt you, kid? A giraffe apparently. There's definitely a story behind this one. Were they the kid's least favorite animal at the zoo? But in their defence, the picture is quite horrible when you look at it. The two giraffes just let their friend die when they could have passed down some leaves.

45. When The Risk Pays Off

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Teachers should definitely be encouraging their students to push boundaries, and this kid apparently didn't need any help with that. He saw his chance, and he took it - and it paid off. Maybe he didn't even answer a single question on the rest of the test and ended with this mic drop.

46. Tetris > Math

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This kid takes the gold medal for talking sense. There's no way anyone could ever say Math is more fun than Tetris. Could you say Tetris is part Math, in a way, though? It has some geometric shapes. It's all about numbers of squares that can fit together.. Either way, this kid's drawing is much more interesting than those test questions!

47. David Deserves A Discount

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Apart from the kid's hilarious answer that David got a discount (obviously), are we just going to ignore how badly worded this test question is?? How can you judge a kid's answer and mark it as wrong when the question itself is written in the worst English I've ever read. "Buy food that worth 60 dollars" - okay then, grammar.

48. Jesus Is Always The Answer

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If Jesus is always the answer, then this kid has got full marks on this test. There's no other answer it could be. But if you look closer - alongside Jesus - this kid has also mentioned naked twice, which is even more hilarious. The kid wrote "they danced naked" then changed their mind to write Jesus. Probably for the best.

49. Rules Of The Road

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This kid is definitely going to pass their driving test first time! The best way of remembering things is to assign them to a picture in your mind - so if this is the way this kid remembers what a polygon looks like, more power to them! It's the fact they also felt there was a need for a visual too - chef's kiss.

50. Ice Ice Baby

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I mean, they're not wrong. Hard water is ice and soft water is... well, water, right? No further explanation needed. The question even said "briefly" explain and this kid thought na, why write more when only one word will do? The correct word. Ice.