30 Of The Most Hilarious Russian Wedding Photos Of All Time

By Ryan 1 year ago

1. Filters In Real Life

Image source/ boredpandaHere it looks like these people liked the look of the filters they have been using on their Snapchat and decided they want them so had to re create them in real life for their wedding day. Not sure that this is best way to take pictures on probably the best day of your life.

2. This Is How Not To Hitchhike

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Again not sure trying to hitchhike on a train track is a good idea on your wedding day, especially when the train is not going to stop. The wife looks all enthusiastic about this idea, whilst the husband is not too keen or maybe he is regretting his choice of who her married.

3. Small Photographer Problems

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When hiring a photographer for your special wedding day, it is probably a good idea to make sure that they are tall enough so you do not have to kneel down like the couple in this image.  This Russian couple had to learn the hard way for this one; they surely had some back pain doing that for every photo.

4. Necessary Shots

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Every wedding has some must take photos, like one with your family but every Russian wedding has to capture necessary shots like these, with one partner standing further back so they look really small. Looking at this picture, you could say that the husband has some big shoes to fill.

5. Russian Weddings Look A Lot Of Fun

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Well this Russian wedding looks like it was one not to miss. These people look like they are having a really fun night, drinking and dressing up. I don't think the whole dressing up as a cow is a tradition though, I think that might just be caused by the bottle of vodka in the mans hand.

6. They Got The Wrong Message

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Looks like this Russian couple took the phrase ''prince frog'' the wrong way and now their wedding photo looks like a frogs home. I don't think this would be the best wedding photo to frame and hang up in your home for everyone who comes round to see. At least the husband looks like he's enjoying himself.

7. Her Dream Guy

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This women was describing her dream guy to this man and she literally made the guy dream. In this wedding photo, it looks more like the woman has just given birth to this guy rather than they have just got married as she is just holding him in her hand like he's a baby.

8. Taking Out The Trash

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In this wedding photo, it seems like the woman is already sick of her husband and is taking him out with the trash. Maybe this woman was getting cold feet so decided to end things nice and early. The Russians really do everything much different to the rest of the world.

9. Taking Care Of His Wife

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Seems like this guy is a very good husband already, taking very good care of his wife.I would love to walk into a married Russian couples house and just through all of the wedding photos that they have because they really do do it different and more to the rest of us.

10. Wedding Gone Wrong

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Nothing to see here, just the wife strangling her husband on their wedding day. This wedding looks like it turned back quickly. They really went to the full extent for this photo because the guy being strangled is fully blue. Not sure many people would like to re create this one.

11. Eagle Takes Its Prey

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This guy has just swooped up his wife and they are no flying off into the sunset. The Russians really do have every type of wedding photo possible. This one does not seem like a bad idea though, flying across the country with your wife. Seems nice and romantic for after a wedding.

12. A Warning

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This wedding photo seems like the wife is warning her husband and showing where he will end up if he ever does her wrong. I am sure the husband will be on his best behaviour throughout the couples whole marriage. If I was him I would definitely not be taking any risks.

13. Trying Not To Eat Her

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In this wedding photo, it looks like the husband is trying to resist the temptation to eat his tiny little wife in his hands. The wife looks like she's begging not to be eaten or moving away because her husband has some bad breath. The Russian really do like these tiny people photos.

14. A New Type Of First Dance

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At this wedding, looks like all the men have to strip into their underwear for the married couple's first dance. A very strange tradition for these people, not sure many other people would like to do the same on their wedding day but I guess a tradition is a tradition. The guy in the back seems to be enjoying himself.

15. The Wife's A Witch

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In this wedding photo, looks like this man was warned that his wife was a witch but he decided to not listen and he learned the hard way. Not sure why the background of this photo is an airport as I don't think witches need to go down a runway and take off on their brooms.

16. Full Size And Mini-Size Wife

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This wedding photo shows that this husband has a full life size version of his wife and looks like she came with a mini version as well. The wife came with a spare just in case the husband needed it. The Russians really are the most creative when it comes to these wedding photos.

17. A Confusing One

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I am not too sure what is happening in this wedding photo but it is really confusing. Maybe the two men are identical twins and the wife could not decide on who she wanted to marry so she married both of them. Again I don't think many people will be recreating this photo any time soon.

18. The First Dance

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Every first dance is usually slow and romantic, but in this Russian wedding photo it looks like the complete opposite. It looks like the wife heard that its time for the first dance and told her husband that she's got this. Looks like the wife has some pretty cool dance moves though.

19. They Just Wanted Some Attention

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Looks like this Russian couple just wanted to get some attention for their wedding, and what could possibly be a better way than to bring guns to your wedding; everything. Surely I am not the only one who thought the red on the bottom of the wife's dress was blood.

20. The Art Of Special Effects

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The Russians really do go to great lengths to try and get the best wedding photos. Here this couple have decided to use the wonderful arts of special effects and photoshop to try and create their best wedding photo. Not sure that this would be most people's ideal wedding.

21. This Ones About Me

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Looks like the wife in this Russian wedding photo wanted the big day to be all about herself. She has decided to blur out her husband and kept him far away in the background of the photo. If she carries on like that I do not think that this marriage would last much longer.

22. When You Love The Colour Green

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I reckon that this Russian couple's favourite colour is green. Looks like they love it that much that it had to be included in their wedding photo. What better way to do that then by editing the sky and the water and making it the colour green. For me, this makes the photo look a little scary.

23. Another Taking Out The Trash

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Another Russian wedding photo that has been edited to make it look the wife is taking her husband out with the trash. The Russian couples do like these taking out the trash wedding photos. At least the husband looks like he is enjoying being taken out with the trash.

24. Locked Together

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In this Russian wedding photo, looks like the husband never wants his wife to leave so he decided to chain her up. This angel may have flown too close to the ground and has no been captured and chained to her husband for the rest of their marriage. The Russians really are creative.

25. Prince Frog

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In this wedding photo the husband looks like he has made this prince frog his pet and the two of them are shooting things together. When first looking at this wedding photo is kind of looks like the groom has something wrong with his leg until you realise he is stood on something.

26. This Ship Has Sailed

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This Russian wedding photo really looks nothing like a wedding photo. The wife looks surprisingly happy considering her husband is no where to be seen and there is a ship behind her sailing away. Maybe her dream husband was this boat and that's who she married.

27. Are We Done Yet

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This wedding photo is quite magical with all the lightning and the angel. However, it looks like the husband has really had enough of taking these pictures, whilst the wife just keeps coming up with new ideas after each photo. It looks like he just wants to get them over and done with and go home.

28. The Wife's Dream

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Looks like the wife has chosen her priorities in this Russian wedding photo. Seems like she would rather have her dream holiday and a parrot on her arm in the background of her wedding photos rather than her husband who has been left in the distance, sort of fading away.

29. Dream Girl

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This Russian wedding photo really does show that your dream girl actually can just land right in front of your eyes. The man looks like he is just waiting for her to appear and here she comes flying through the sky towards him. Lets hope she doesn't' crash land into the window.

30. Cinderella Gone Wrong

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Looks like this Russian couple decided to try and re create the famous Cinderella scene for their wedding photos and lets just say it has not gone according to plan. The husband appears to have been shrunken into a tiny thing and he can't even lift up the shoe for his wife.

31. They Really Like Watermelon

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There's got to be a story behind this, surely? Did they have watermelon on their first date? Does it symbolize something? Or do they just... really like melon? Either way, watermelon was a true guest of honour to this particular wedding ceremony - we just hope the bride didn't get fruit juice on her dress.

32. Who Invited The Drunk Aunt?

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There's nothing like a sweet family photo at a wedding, and especially when it's natural instead of posed. Well, this lady might have gone a little too natural - including the outfit she chose to wear for a wedding - in bringing her fave bottles of booze along with her, too.

33. Is That A Chicken?!

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Now we all know the tradition of releasing live birds or maybe butterflies on special occasions so you can watch them soar into the sky and take some pretty awesome photos, but we didn't know that uncooked chicken was also a thing, too. They are technically birds though?

34. Breads Will Roll

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What did he do to deserve that? Why bread? Why are they wearing crowns? So many questions. Maybe it was an inside family joke that the groom really liked bread and somebody had warned him if he didn't stop eating so much of it it could be lethal.

35. Are You Not Entertained?

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Well at least one of these people looks like they're having a great time at the wedding - just a shame it's not the bride herself. Then again, it does look like she'd laid out this amazing spread and she was the only one who turned up for it - so it's probably valid that she's angry.

36. Genie In A Bottle

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I mean, in terms of Photoshop talent, this isn't actually the worst we've seen. He's even got the genie pose down to a T. It's also nice that the gender roles has swapped and he's the genie instead of the bride. We hope that he was at least one of her wishes, anyway.

37. Riding Horses On The Beach Wasn't Enough...

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They wanted to
become
the horses. Or, at least, centaurs. It's actually a great idea if you want horses in your wedding photos but don't necessarily want to ride them. Or want them to have heads. Also, brownie points for having the bride's horse match her dress.

38. Men Have It So Easy

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Women have always maintained the jealousy of how easy it is for a man to pee anyway, especially on the road. So these people are changing up those gender norms and rebelling. Though, why this is a subject matter for an official wedding photo, we'll never know.

39. When You Really Love That Rug In The Dining Room

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Writing out your wedding invitations? Mom and dad - check. Sisters and brothers. Check. Best man and bridesmaids. Check. That carpet from home. Check. To be fair, it's a nice carpet, and if you wanted that as your wedding photo backdrop, why wouldn't you?

40. When You Want A Pocket-Sized Partner

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It's always awkward getting the right camera angle when your partner is shorter than you - but how about when they're pocket-sized? Compared to others on this list, this one's actually adorable. Why have a pocket square for your big day when you can have a pocket bride?

41. What's He Doing Under There?

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Is this a face of pure joy, or a face of pure pain? You decide. While it's actually kinda funny seeing his legs on her body, you have to be relieved that she at list chose a huge princess A-line dress instead of something fitted like a mermaid skirt - always helps if he has room to breathe under there.

42. When You Don't Want Kids

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So you're tying the knot, but you just want to make it clear you don't want any other sort of commitment. And you also want physical proof of that fact - so you take a photo of... well - this. We really hope it was only this bit that was posed, though, and she didn't follow through with that shot.

43. Home Delivery

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We can order most things online these days, so why not a partner delivery? And forget about something normal like turning up at your apartment door, how about dropping in from the sky at your window, suited and booted, with a basket to pass through?

44. The Elephant In The Room

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That's actually a really scary looking elephant - and why is it carrying a watermelon? Are watermelons a thing in Russian wedding photos or something? Anyway, apart from that, this pair actually does look like they're having a great time - which bodes well when you're just married.

45. Pick A Spot In The Woods And Get A Shovel

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Is the little flower girl the murderer? The kidnapper? The accomplice in all this? This is actually creative as far as hilarious wedding photos go, but we wouldn't like to think how cramped the pair of them must be in there - especially with a huge bridal gown to boot.

46. "Finish Him"

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This bride has clearly been spending too much time on Mortal Kombat, and that groom didn't really stand a chance, did he? That's definitely a fatality. The heel on those bridal shoes must have made this hurt that little bit more, too. Points for photo creativity, though!

47. Do You Guys Need Some Privacy?

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Please tell me this is more innocent than it looks. They're just holding hands, right?
Right?
He's only crouched down and his pants are still on, so this is all above board, it's just a bit weird why she's doing that with her legs - but you can do whatever you want on your own wedding day, we guess.

48. Katniss, Is That You?

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We really hope this photo was taken after the ceremony and she didn't trail in all that murky water! That doesn't make it any better that this photo was taken in the first place, though... is that arrow supposed to be cupid's arrow for her partner, or a weapon?

49. Shower Her With Love

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This groom took his instructions quite literally, and did just that. At least he was nice enough to make sure that the shower of lovehearts was the same colour as the bridal bouquet, so it all matched! This has surely got to be a better environmental alternative to confetti, too?

50. Riding The Wave Of Love

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Who needs surfing lessons when you can just... do it yourself? We really hope that trail of sea foam behind her is her actual wedding dress train, too! This brings a whole new meaning to the Little Mermaid, and we hope this bride found her Prince Eric.

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