The Funniest Facebook Marketplace Images

By Anna Collins 1 year ago

1. A bathtub full of 'clean' corn dogs

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There's something about the fact that this person has really washed hundreds of corndogs in the bath tub that makes me think they're serious. I mean, why does a corn dog need to be cleaned? I can't say that the thought of a soggy corndog floating in somebody ELSE'S bathtub particularly appeals...

2. A makeup mirror and demonstration

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This has got to be one of the best images on Facebook. It's not even possible to see this and not laugh. The fact that this guy has given a full demonstration of the mirror, and we've ended up with the best selfie ever, is genius marketing if you ask me...

3. A bauble full of baked beans...

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Now this is the kind of thing you end up as the Christmas joke present, to really gross out your friends. There's something extremely disgusting about the fact that there's half a bauble of old beans inside. You can literally see the bean juice all over the sides...AGH.

4. Fridges for sale...but I'm not showing you

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This has to be my favourite guy on Facebook marketplace. He's got some fridges for sale (maybe) but he isn't showing them. Either, he's keeping his fridges private, he doesn't understand how the whole selling thing works, or he just loves taking selfies. Either way, we love it.

5. A toilet/BBQ/Freezer

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Just what we want; a toilet, come barbeque, come freezer. So, someone really thought it was a good idea to use their old toilet to make a barbecue...out of the place you literally take a dump. Gross. And then, why not use the other compartment to store ice drinks? Whether this is $800 or $1, it's a no from me.

6. A summer snow man

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You've got to give it to them, this person has got a great sense of humour. The Aussie snowman really is in some serious need of repair as it's been reduced to just a bucket of water and floating carrot. This person clearly wasn't serious but we appreciate the humour all the same.

7. A makeshift 'roller skate'

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Used office depot roller skates. This person's really out here trying to make some money ANY way they can. And while we appreciate the effort, there's no way on earth that these can be classed as roller skates. They've taken the rollers from some broken chairs and strapped some wellies (which have seriously seen better days) to the top. Anyone fancy testing these out? No? No takers?

8. The missing phone

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This will just never get old. Essentially, this person's trying to flog us a $30 piece of air, because the phone's nowhere to be seen. And she raises a good point - it's hard to take the picture of the phone with the phone you're selling. Yet most people would probably have used a different device to take the picture, even if we DO love the hand demonstrations.

9. The stone age car

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When they talk about a 'classic' car, do they mean the closest thing to a vehicle they constructed in the stone ages? Because we're not sure what part of this they're classing as the convertible? The one thing that is true - it does need brakes. Then again, it needs a lot more than that too.

10. Could you call that a tablet holder?

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We can see what's happened here. Someone was doing a little bit of DIY, when they thought it would be nice to watch something while they worked to pass the time. So, they must have propped it up on whatever they could find. Success...and clearly this person was so impressed they thought it would actually SELL.

11. The Babe Ruth baseball

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Hmm...something's telling us that this wasn't the signed by the real Babe Ruth. This person has found a spare baseball, grabbed the nearest felt tip to them (
'ah green, that'll do'
) and signed it in hand writing which looks like it was done by a five year old, in the hopes to swindle somebody who is a hellavuh lot naïve.

12. Selling an invisible top

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If you've ever worn cameo before, you'll have heard it -
'oh, where've you gone? I can't see you! Ha Ha!'. 
It's a joke that never seems to get old, or at least, people continue to use it anyway. And this guy has taken it to the extreme and posted it to the Facebook marketplace.

13. The fabric draw drama showdown!

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'Please private message me now'.
..this is pretty much the adult version of the red pen
'please see me'
in class as a kid when you'd done all of your work wrong, or not done anything at all! This is some serious Facebook marketplace drama going on here. And I don't know about you, but I'm glad it's not me selling the fabric drawers right now.

14. Truly one of a kind art

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Okay...so it's not actually so bad. It would be a good attempt for an amateur. But it's good enough to keep in private, maybe show to your family or friends at a push. To sell it on Facebook market place? Hell no. The best bit of all is the seller's complete confidence in their 'one of a kind' art work!

15. The crocmobile

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In this picture alone, we see all that the internet has to offer in terms of providing us with an expectation (a hoverboard) versus a reality (someone's old crocs stuck on a pair of crocs...stuck on some wheels). Not only is it terrible, but the seller's priced it at 90 bucks!

16. Brows on fleek...

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The brow craze has officially gone too far. We can understand the bushy brows, the soap brows and everything else brow related. But, animals on PETS. Surely not. And it doesn't stop there. You can literally order brows on fleek for your pet, or you can opt for the surprised look!

17. A DVD full of beans...
why
!?

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Apparently Facebook marketplace has a real market for bean themes sales. Because now we've got another, only even more extreme. It's a DVD case, without the DVD, filled with beans. For one, just why? Two, it's totally gross...even if there is something weirdly satisfying about the neatly shaped beans.

18. Regrets of a dumped boyfriend

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Getting dumped totally sucks, and when you had the ring bought and the proposal ready...it's a double whammy. You can't blame the guy for trying to get back some cash '
I'm dumped? Okay, could I have the ring back so I can sell it on Facebook marketplace'.

19. A terrifying surprise

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The May Mystery Fun box? Erm, no thank you. Not only could this be a terrible idea in the first place...but is also really does look kinda terrifying. We're not sure what to expect from that box, but whatever it is, we're okay with never finding out...

20. A terrible quality photo

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There's really not much appeal in paying for a photo of another photo of a famous picture. Because the famous Michael Angelo piece in the image isn't even the original itself. So, instead of spending $25 I think we'd be best just googling the picture!

21. A disgusting green recliner

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'It's great condition and I'm sadly only selling because I really don't have the space for it. Not because it's old and kinda hideous.'
This person must've had some serious rose tinted glasses on when it came to this chair -$500 - in their dreams. The comment section is definitely keeping it real.

22. Buy 2...pay more!

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Someone's definitely been quite confused with this one. Pricing clearly isn't their strong point as the comment section has abruptly pointed out to them. If you buy two...you pay $20 dollars more. And when everyone called them out on it - they decided to double the price!

23. A drunk wife cart

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A drunk wife carrier...sounds like a genius idea. Help someone around in this cart when someone's had one too many to drink and are a little wobbly on their feet! Sign us up! She looks more than happy about it...he, not so much. Perhaps that's why he's selling it.

24. A wine glass turned candle holder

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'Dang...the other glass is broken, how can I sell it? Ah, tip it upside down it faintly resembles a candle holder if you squint a little'.
The problem is, where do you even put the candle? Do you balance it on top? Somebody's very quickly sussed them out in the comments...

25. Half eaten, cold pizza anyone?

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So, someone's eating their way through the pizza while another person is trying to sell them slice by slice before they take too many bites. The only way this would sell for $1 is after a night out and too many drinks, when no takeaways are open. And even then...I'll pass.

26. A scary doll stuck on a globe

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Does anyone else feel like they'd pay NOT to have this in their house? There is definitely something artistic about this, there's no denying it. But, is it nice? Definitely not. And it would surely give you nightmares if you woke up to seeing this in the middle of the night.

27. A doll growing a spider plant from it's head

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Okay, this is like something straight out of a horror movie. The baby's head has literally been sawn off to be filled with dirt and plants. No matter how the description tries to describe this - it's not being sold for $75 unless there's a new Annabelle movie released.

28. Take grandma out, please!

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You really see it all on Facebook Marketplace. Someone's trying to pay to take their grandma to a game. And they've already warned that she's in a bad mood - and scribbled out the photo which clearly shows she's got some serious sass. Anyone dare take grandma out for the day?

29. A huge clump of cat hair

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Is it the dress being sold, or the cat hair? You get both - but I think the seller see's the real appeal in the clump of cat hair from their deceased cat. The only thing you want to buy after seeing this picture is a lint roller. Facebook marketplace really does have it all...

30. AirPods and earwax

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This is like that moment when someone passes you an ear phone to listen to a song, and you sneakily look to check how clean it is. Yep, full of ear wax... Great. There's no way anyone's paying $100 dollars for these AirPods. AirPods that come with a free gift of somebody's ear wax.

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