The Funniest Yearbook Quotes Of All Time

I'm So Much Cooler Online

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I am sure there's a load of us who's yearbook photos haven't done us any favours, and it's possible that a lot of us have changed for the better since we left school. This girl felt her image within the yearbook wasn't flattering and we should check her socials instead. She looks fine!

Someone's Confident

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This is the complete opposite, this girl obviously has a high level of self-belief and she's thinking far in to the future! Clearly she's under the impression her future husband is going to be boasting about how he wooed her to her kids and this is her way of proving it! Quite smart really.

She Wants That Money

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A feminists words in her yearbook, both humorous and touching on a serious topic. One, she hopes for the easy life where her partner earns all the money, but her evident LGBTQ lifestyle suggests she needs her partner to also earn more money. Two, woman need to be paid more!

A Co-Ordinated Piece

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I wonder what the punchline for this would be? Maybe these twins need a third sibling, their triplet, to finish off the joke. Either way, a co-ordinated yearbook quote with a friend or partner or sibling seems like a good way to come about some great ideas. How many other people have tried this?

THEY ARE NOT RELATED!

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This must've been incredibly annoying for these four girls and probably also incredibly confusing for all their peers and teachers across the high school years. It's such an uncommon last name as well that it makes this even crazier. I wonder how long they had this idea in mind?

The School Icon

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Self-confidence, it's clear that Mr Moshtael is swimming in it! It would be interesting to understand the story behind this particular yearbook quote; could he have been the local school celebrity? A Quarterback? A future leading actor? Who knows, maybe he's just having a laugh with himself, his own icon!

The Body Development

 

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This is something that a few of you ladies might understand! Once puberty hit, you might've found yourself in a whole other world, with men chasing after you hoping for a chance at love! But as your body developed and the love in the world followed you, you might have lost track of your education and your grades!

The Single Male Parent Mom

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He speaks the truth, this really is a hard life isn't it! All jokes aside, the humour of a high schooler is unavoidable and jokes like this are what kept most of us going during our education years, no matter how hard it might've gotten. He's being sarcastic though, he definitely knows life is about to get much harder!

A Heartbreak Story

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It takes a lot to put your emotions on show like this, and I can imagine that he probably regretted this decision later in his life, maybe even straight after he submitted this quote. But we can all keep our hopes and prayers for this guy, who knows, maybe this turned his life around and the girl changed her mind. I doubt it though.

The Woman Stealer

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Harrison is apparently the man who steals everyone's girl as quoted by 'everyone' supposedly. I guess you have to admire his confidence, although this was probably the guy at your high school that would annoy the living daylights out of you. Although he's joking, he'd probably not like to gain the title of a woman stealer.

The Black Flower?

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Indeed, Roses and Violets aren't black, but DeShun wants us to know that he is, who would've guessed? This is the kind of humour that has become popular in yearbook quotes recently, with people starting to see what sort of random quote they can get under their name. Any other poems he could've parodied?

The Man Talks The Truth

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Pretty much all of us hated high school, and this guys metaphor describing school to be like a bike on fire, in a fire, around a fire is almost the perfect description. High School really was hell on earth for a lot of us, and we probably would've all avoided it without being forced to attend!

He Hates High School

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Read what it is that Daniel says he learned at High School, and really pay attention. The first letters of each of these traits might spell out something you weren't originally expecting. So despite what his words say, his secret message might be suggesting his true emotions around High School!

A Faded Lightbulb

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This young lady evidently isn't particularly confident with her after school direction, and maybe she isn't the smartest cookie in the jar. I'm sure she's done very well for herself though in some form or another. And hey, maybe if she wanted to be brighter than her computer screen she could just turn that brightness down a notch.

The Honey Bee

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Not only has he used some brief knowledge of our ecosystem, but it also appears that our man here has some faith in his own dating game. Not all of us were quite so fly in High School, in fact a lot of us were probably as far away from 'fly' as you could ever be, but it's something you could definitely take in to your later life.

Megan Is A Free Elf

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Our first pop culture reference, and what better than referring to yourself in the same nature as everyone's favourite house elf, Dobby. And I suppose the education does seem like our master for a long period of our life, so to finally escape this did finally make us feel like we are free to take our lives in our own direction.

A True Gangster Thug

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It's clear that this man can't be controlled by the system, in fact this guy is such a badass that the thug life controls him. It's another attempt at humour relating to a pop culture reference. This quote has become something of a phenomenon worldwide and anything against the grain could make you ingrained in the thug life.

None Of Us Are Like Queen B

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If only these were the sorts of reasons we were forced to go to school our lives would all be that little bit easier. But this girl touches on that thought we all have where we just wish we could be a little bit more like our favourite celebrity, and who knows maybe, just maybe we could all become the next Beyonce.

A Little Inappropriate For A Yearbook

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You just have to wonder how on earth the leaders at this school allowed a quote like this to be accepted in to their yearbook, but also, you have to applaud this guy's attempt at getting something like this in his yearbook. Maybe they felt the 'explore' part meant the prior words meant something else?

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I'm sure that none of us, not one of us, ever engaged in any illegal activities related to any medicinal plants that have can be smoked or ingested. But if you read this girls quote backwards, we see that she may be admitting to attending her high school just a little bit high on regular occasions.

Legen..........DAIRY.

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Another popular pop culture reference, and this one from the incredible, life altering mind of... Barney Stinson. Yep, probably most peoples favourite character from the popular show How I Met Your Mother. I wonder what the relationship between these two students was? Siblings or Partners?

Smart But Also Not Smart

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Initially, this quote seems to be teaching a lesson to the other students, you can look amazing on the outside, but if you're the school bully or just generally not a nice person that all counts for nada. But the eating the make-up part? Now that is something that we cannot endorse whatsoever!

A Bagel Eating Graduate

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The bagel, a great invention, a food that can be eaten morning, day and night, and one that can be customised as your heart desires. But I'm not so sure that everyone who reads your yearbook is going to be that bothered that about what you had for breakfast lunch or dinner one of your many days in High School!

Good Luck Pronouncing That One

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We all have that one friend with the name it took us months to get down perfectly, in fact we might have even given them a nickname to make things easier for ourselves and the other people in their lives. But it's especially funny to watch a teacher or a substitute stumble over someone's hard to pronounce name.

Don't Follow This Guy's Path

 

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I suppose at least he asked for forgiveness? Maybe this wasn't the best way to go about things and I can't endorse anyone stealing a bike! I'm sure our friend Jaylen here didn't actually steal any bike and he's just trying his hand at some humour. Maybe he should try and stay on God's good side!

A Rough Wake Up Call

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Those early morning wake-ups for Elementary and High School really felt like the worst things in the world at the time, and you aren't prepared for this to continue post education, but we all have to get used to it. Although I think that this guy might be referring to something else that troubles him in the morning. Oh dear.

I Am So Confused

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These two friends tried their hands at confusing all their friends within their inception-esque quotes in their yearbook. But who is wrong and who is right in this situation, is there a way to figure this out? I really can't figure this one out so they've managed to at least stump someone with their tricks.

The Stereotype Is Strong

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There's stereotypes for each and every race, gender, profession, shape and size of a person and this guy has played on the stereotype that Asian parents are demanding of high grades in their children. I'm sure Vincent's parents would've supported him even if he got F's everywhere.

Not Enough Room Here

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I suppose after years and years of education we might have more than just one quote we want to say and be remembered by, but I suppose in this guys attempts to be witty he's created a memorable response. Maybe if he was given another opportunity he'd come up with some better way to get his message acr...

This Guy Isn't Attracted To Coffee

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I would assume that this guy had already come out by the point he used this quote in his yearbook, but if he didn't it would be a pretty badass way to reveal you were gay. Also, if as an adult I could advise this guy anything, it would be to get to love coffee, actual coffee, because its a lifesaver!