The Strangest Group Pages That Actually Exist On Facebook

By Anna Collins 8 months ago

1. I need to sneeze...it's gone

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We've all experienced this feeling. You can feel a sneeze brewing, it's building up, your face is screwed up in anticipation...and then nothing. It completely fades out leaving you with that highly irritating tingling sensation throughout your face. It's a super annoying feeling yet probably not one most of us have felt strongly enough about to actually create a Facebook group. But here we have it!

2. That Moment of Shame When an Automatic Door Doesn't Open For You

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Why as humans are we so amassed about everything, even a door not opening for us immediately? But it's so true. When you stand at the automatic doors for that time before they open there are those seconds (that feel like minutes) of panic where you feel super awkward like they'll never actually open for you. And we're clearly not alone because there are thousands of people in this group!

3. The boobquake group: campaigning that boobs do not cause earthquakes

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Yes, you heard this right. There's a group on Facebook called 'boobquake' and they are petitioning against the idea that somebody put out into the world that women's boobs tempt men and this desire causes earthquakes...apparently it's all women's fault. So thousands of women grouped together to petition against this statement. Any slither of scientific knowledge could have confirmed this for us, rather than a Facebook group.

4. Beans in unusual places

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Baked beans, love them or hate, them there's something undeniably kinda gross about seeing them in weird places. Clearly so much so that somebody made a group about it, to see the strangest places they could put beans, and it quickly garnered popularity. Beans in shoes, beans in goggles, in socks, in laptop CD disks...you name it, there's probably been a baked bean there.

5. Benjoyo Soujer: The lavatory soldiers

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The Benjoyo Soujers translate the lavatory soldiers - and that they are! This Facebook group is made up of a collection of people in Japan who come together to clean public toilets. They are doing an amazing public service and you've got to take your hats off for this group of like-minded people coming together through Facebook to do something good for the community!

6. Accomplishing something before the microwave reaches: 00

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I don't know if you've ever done this yourself, raced during the microwave countdown to get a task done before it beeps, but if you have you aren't alone. In fact, there's a highly passionate group out there. Thousands of people follow this page, sharing stories of the latest task that they managed to complete before their microwave meal pinged.

7. Split End Appreciation Society

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Nobody LIKES split ends...surely? You'd have thought not, considering when we see that we have split ends our automatic thought is that we need to book in at the hair salon. Apparently, not everyone thinks this way. There are at least 300 people on Facebook sharing their 'best' split ends.

8. For the Love of God, don't let parents join Facebook

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Now you've probably seen on social media that certain parents get a lot of stick when it comes to having full conversations written out like letters (Hi John, how are the kids? All good here. lots of love, Sandra... that kinda thing) on a public Facebook post. But 30 members of this group feel so intensely about it that they set up a page!

9. Going to McDonald's For A Salad is Like Going to a Brothel for a Hug

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Well, you can see the irony of going to a fast food place like McDonalds and ordering something healthy. But who are we to knock it? In fact, these people are probably just envious that they don't have the willpower to go for the salad instead of the Bog Mac.

10. Badly stuffed animals: a taxidermy celebration

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We thought we'd seen it all until we stumbled across THIS page which is probably the most niche (and slightly macabre) so far. This group on Facebook is all about animals that have been taxidermied badly. For rather understandable reasons the group hasn't managed to muster together too many members.

11. Dear Pringles, I Cannot My Hand Inside Your Tube of Deliciousness

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It's a test we've all done as we've desperately tried to reach for the last few pringles and discovered that either our hand fits perfectly inside, or for the majority of us that it gets stuck and at best you can only frustratingly feel the pringles with the tips of your fingers. People take this very seriously, so seriously they set up a page on Facebook!

12. Overheard in Waitrose

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People watching and eavesdropping shouldn't be something we all love so much...but we can't help it. It's hilarious and super interesting. In fact so much so that this is a popular page on Facebook. People share the latest things that they have overheard in Waitrose which varies from the banal to the completely wild...

13. If One Million People Join Nothing Will Happen

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300 members have joined a group to try and reach 1 million members so that absolutely nothing will happen. So, that's 300 people joining a group for completely no reason at all. It may not be many in the grand scheme of things, but it's still a lot considering there's absolutely no point!

14. I hate mayonnaise

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Mayonaise it turns out is a very divisive topic. And there are thousands of people on Facebook who have come together to join in their shared disdain of the popular condiment. You may wonder what happens on the page, and it's probably exactly as you imagine - lots of people sharing reasons why they hate mayo.

15. I'm a Bostonian and I've Seen the Guy on the Bike Who Makes the Siren Noise

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So if you're not from Boston this will have no relevance at all. But, for the 14,537 members, this is clearly a very important topic. There's an infamous guy who rides his bike around the city making siren noises and he has become a kind of Bostonian celeb. He's even got a Facebook page after him.

16. I Tend to Fart in Public

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Not many people would ever admit to farting in public. And, not many people would actually fart in public, or at least not on purpose. That's probably why there are only 43 members in this group. And, these people unite on the fact that they enjoy farting in public spaces.

17. Oh Yeah? Well I Hate Dolphins!

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Oh yeah? Well, I hate dolphins! Who was asking? Well, nobody actually. But someone made a Facebook page to show the world that he hates dolphins. Only 10 people joined because the majority of the world likes dolphins, or at least doesn't have any passionate feelings toward them either way.

18. Bananas in Pyjamas Dominated My Childhood

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If you're a 90s baby you may well remember Bananas in Pyjamas. It was a kid's TV Australian program that gained popularity all over. In fact, it's even been brought back in a modern version. Well, somebody loved it so much that in order to pay homage to the show they created a Facebook group.

19. My Friends Are Getting Married. I'm Just Getting Drunk

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We've all at some point had a little panic about where we're at in life. There are so many different stages in life and when the people around you start going in one direction and you are going in another it can be hard. 185,614 joined this group to come together as they're drinking wine on the weekends while their friends are getting married.

20. How Headphones Get Tangled Up On Their Own, I'll Never Understand

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Now this is so true. You can understand why this group has acquired 40,448 members because you leave a pair of headphones and you return to them and they've somehow, mysteriously tangled themselves. And not into one knot, oh no, into a huge mass of tangled wire.

21. Friends Don't Let Friends Wear Crocs

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This Facebook group definitely sounds like it's been formed by a person who has had a bad Croc experience. Crocs are very controversial. Some people think they're practical and comfy others think they're a fashion statement, and others think they are hideously unwearable.

22. Drank Wine, Lost Phone, Need Numbers

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You've got to appreciate the method that this man used to get back all of the numbers he had lost. And, the complete honesty that he lost his phone whilst he was drunk. It's straight to the point and hilarious. Most of us have had a night like this once before...

23. You Run Up the Stairs Because You Think Something Is Gunna Grab You

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Just when we thought that we were the only people who did this. Okay, maybe not anymore...but when we were kids it seemed like you couldn't go up the stairs without racing on all fours. And, there was also that feeling that someone was chasing you. Turns out we're not alone, we can join the Facebook group!

24. THIS CAT IS CHONKY: a group for fat cats

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There's something about fat cats that pull at our heartstrings and just look extremely adorable. So much so that thousands of people have joined the group to admire pictures of overweight cats and share their own cat photos. Tell us where we can join.

25. I Don't Care if the Spider is Not Hurting Anyone, I Want It Dead!

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Why do spiders have such a reputation? The majority are harmless and just exist. But they do have a tendency to turn up in places you don't want them. Nobody wants to stare at 8 legs on the roof when you're trying to sleep. Or, find a creepy crawly in the bath.

26. I Secretly Want to Punch Slow-walking People

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When you're in a rush and a group of people are taking up the entire sidewalk walking at the pace of a snail, it pushes a button inside you that ignites a serious amount of anger and frustration. And if you ever felt like you were alone with your pet peeve...this group certainly agrees.

27. Things Found In Walls

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If you're interested in history then this group on Facebook is actually very interesting. It's all about people who have discovered things hidden in walls and it ranges from the downright weird to the wonderful. Either way, it's an interesting page to follow.

28. People Who Always Have to Spell Their Names for Other People

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You only really know how this feels when you're one of those people with a slightly out-of-the-ordinary or complex name who has to tell people how to spell or pronounce your name. It must be really frustrating and these people have come together in support of one another on Facebook!

29. A group that pretends they are all ants in a colony

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Is this the weirdest group we've seen so far? Possibly. It's definitely up there. There's a group on Facebook for people who pretend to be an ant in a colony. How many members does this group have? 21. You can probably understand why this group hasn't gained too much popularity.

30. I Will Carry 20 Grocery Bags So I Don't Have to Make a Second Trip

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How often do we forget the shopping bags and have to do a second trip? Too many! And it's super annoying because grocery shopping in the first place is such an arduous chore, never mind having to go back again. So these people take an abundance of bags with them. Wise move.
 
 
 

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